ashton: 7AM THE USUAL MORNING LINE UP
luke: let's have a threesome with calum
calum: yeah let's do that
ashton: I'm a 20 year old boy watching tangled do you think I could handle a threesome you fucks
calum: you could if you tried
luke: tru
ashton: won't u staaaaayyyy with meee
luke: GOD DAMN IT ASHTON
calum: JUST HAVE SEX WITH US
ashton: cuz ur aaaaaaallll i neeeeeeeddd
calum: so done w you
luke: see if me and calum just had sex that would be cheating but if me you and calum all have sex together then everything would be fine af
calum: I feel like we're the definition of that one faking it episode w the threesome
ashton: THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE
luke: I wanna go see Ouija
calum: I'm gonna go wank bye
ashton: calum is the definition of a 40 yr old pedo
luke: tbh tru
calum: nvm I'm watching ellen
luke: omg Ellen
ashton: I wanna be on Ellen
luke: how the hell would you make it on Ellen
calum: we could form a band
luke: .....
ashton: ......
calum: nah
