Aw Man!

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Contains: Male!Sana X Park Jimin
This'll be interesting since I've never thought about this oneshot.
Contains:Mostly Comedy,Magic,BXB
Sana sighed as she looked through the racks in the store she was in.
Her and her possé were currently looking for something cute.
She had pretty much the perfect life.
She had expensive designer clothing,bags,shoes.
She had a hot boyfriend:Park Jimin,the schools charmer.
And she had more expensive things in her room.
However on her way out she spotted a lady sitting on a cardboard box.
She dropped a few dollar bills in the woman's hand.
?:dear, I'm not a beggar...
S:oh!sorry!
?:but I can do something else...
S:sorry I'm pretty sure my boyfriend wouldn't like me having sex with some random lady...
?:not that dear!You see...I'm a fortune teller...
S:ooh!yeah sure!
Mina and Dahyun looked at her.
D:I don't know Sana...we hardly even know her...
S:come on girls dont be pansies!we all know this is just a bunch of hocus pocus...
Sana led them in and the girls sat down inside of her tent.
?:my name's Momo...in my past life i was a fairy... I have this spell book...
S:yeah yeah,can we just please get on with this telling...
MO:as you wish...
Momo ran her hand over the crystal ball and her eyes flew open.
MO:dear...you have a perfect life...something tells me a big surprise will be hitting you soon...
S:mhm...that's nice so come on girl-
MI:SANA LOOK OUT!
The woman shot something out of her hands making Sana fall to the floor.
MO:Oh dear...wrong spell...
Sana groaned.
S:ugh...what happened...
Sana felt the hair from her shoulders slowly get shorter.
S:m-my hair....
MI:Sana...your...getting taller...
Sana stood up and examined herself...
S:MY BOOBS! THEY'RE GONE!
D:Girl...you probably just forgot to stuff your bra...
S:NO I'M SERIOUS LOOK!
MI:oh my God your completely like flat chested...OH MY GOD YOUR FACE! IT'S... CHANGING...
Sana quickly pulled out her phone and seen her jawline become sharper and grow more guy features.
She looked down at her hands which were bigger than normal.
And she notices she was growing hair on her legs.
S:WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!
Sana quickly turned around and checked in her pants.
S:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the next day...
Sana had returned to her dorm and was scared since none of her clothes fit her.
S:guys!Nothing fits!I'm upset...but it's like I don't want to cry...
MI:Well you could always wear some of my brothers clothes...he doesn't care...
S:WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING RIGHT NOW!
In The Mall...
Sana ran through the racks of clothing looking for anything.
A random girl walked up to him.
E:hey...me and my friend think your cute-
Sana scoffed.
S:gurl please!I have a boyfriend!
E:oh your...gay?
S:NO I'M A GIR-
She paused.
S:y-yes...I'm gay...
E:oh...okay...cool
Sana turned away and the girls had piles of designer clothing.
D:what do you think...this totally gives off a hunky jock vibe...
S:eh...I dont really mind...
Dahyun was stunned.
MI:what about...a cute nerd?
S:mmm...it's okay...
Mina smacked Sana across the face.
MI:SANA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?YOU USED TO BE SO PICKY ABOUT YOUR CLOTHING!
S:WELL THAT ALL CHANGED SINCE I GREW A DICK!
The entire store stared at her.
S:hehe...um...hi...
D:here this should fit...
Sana looked at it.
S:I think this looks great...
MI:awesome!now let's hope Jimin doesn't mind having a boyfriend...
S:oh shit...I forgot...Jimin doesn't know...what if he leaves me...
D: don't worry...
MI: we'll be here for you...
Sana sighed as she picked up her clothes and went to pay.
Time Skip...
Sana got ready and was extremely nervous for today.
S:I really need to go bathroom...
Inside the bathroom.
S:how does this work...do I aim....I'm gonna try aiming at the water...
Sana attempted to pee.
S:oh my God!this is Soo much easier!Dahyun come look at my penis!
D:I'm good!
Finally once Sana was done she went out to show the girls his look.

S:oh my God!this is Soo much easier!Dahyun come look at my penis!D:I'm good!Finally once Sana was done she went out to show the girls his look

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