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unknown number:

cats cannot taste sweet things! <to cancel daily cat facts, reply 'cancel'>.

sent 9:00 pm

guess that means they'll never get to know you:(

sent 9:00 pm 

amelia:

aw. 

sent 9:05 pm

do i get a name today?

sent 9:07 pm

unknown number:

you can call me...jack mehoff;)

sent 9:18 pm


there wasn't a single 'jack' at my school, much less a "jack me off". real mature.


amelia:

that's real cute. how 'bout jack instead?

sent 9:27 pm

unknown number: 

well that's boring, but if that's what you want, princess.

sent 10:00 pm

amelia:

i think i'd be in bad shit if a "jack me off" appeared in my notifications everyday.

sent 10:02

unknown number:

damn, you're right. as long as you keep the origin of the name in mind at all times...

sent 10:50 pm

sorry for answering in weird intervals. i have a chem test tomorrow.

sent 10:51 pm

sent 10:52 pm

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sent 10:52 pm

amelia:

jack it is, then.

sent 10:57 pm

come to think of it...i have a chemistry test tomorrow too. WHOA! was that a hint?? 

sent 10:57 pm

go study, "jack". looking forward to my cat facts tomorrow:)

sent 11:05 pm

"jack":

good night and good luck amelia!

sent 11:15 pm

read 11:15 pm


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