After lunch, I went back to the guest room to finish my plan.
Paul was cleaning up his daughters's bedroom by using a vacuum cleaner.
I sneaked outside to the pool and gently laid the fake guitar on the bottom.
I then pretended like nothing had happened by sitting on the pool chairs and reading a KISS magazine.
When Eric came outside, he almost panicked.
"No no no, it's a prank".
I whispered to the Catman.
Eric finally understood after I explained to him about everything.
The drummer was laughing to himself as he went back inside.
A few moments later, Paul Stanley walked outside and he let out a shocked gasp.
"What the heck"?!
I looked up at him through my sunglasses.
A small grin went across my face as I went back to reading my magazine.
Paul crossed his arms at me and then he gave me a serious look.
"Seriously, What's going on here"?
"I don't think you're gonna be a happy clam if I were to tell you".
Eric Singer was snickering at me and I was trying hard not to giggle.
"Well, if no one ain't gonna tell me, I'll just go and get it out myself".
Paul rolled his eyes as he went inside the house.
After a few more minutes, he came back outside wearing his swimming trunks that had pictures of red puckered up lips all over them.
"You look like a stripper in that".
I commented as I watched the Starchild carefully step into the water.
He accidentally slipped and fell in.
Eric and Tommy were now both laughing as they were watching the KISS frontman swim like a fish.
I started to giggle a little bit more.
When Paul finally came back up to the surface, he had the fake guitar in his hand.
The paint I borrowed was actually waterproof.
"Did you seriously throw my guitar in the pool"?
Eric was close to heavy laughter.
"Well, let's just say that a certain frontman who twerks onstage every single night has always destroyed his precious little instrument".
Tommy was smiling innocently as he saw that I was trying to play dumb.
"I think she's right Paul".
All of a sudden, we heard Gene yelling from a different room in the house.
"Somebody's been using your art supplies Paul"!
He hollered.
I put my hand on my mouth with a snicker.
"Oh my god, why in the world would you do that"?
I then heard Eric laughing at the Starchild.
"That's not your guitar".
"What do you mean by that"? "Of course it's my guitar, sweetie".
I then told Paul about my quick trip to the rubbish dump and that I had got an fake guitar.
"I borrowed some of your colors to make it look like your real guitar, and then when you were in la la land, I put it in the bottom of the pool".
Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer were laughing their asses off.
Even Gene himself was laughing.
I was now laughing at the the hilarious prank that I had pulled on Paul Stanley.
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