❝Idiot❞ [ᴊᴀᴇɴᴏ] ✔

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JaemJaemi
Hey
If you want to be my girlfriend,
I don't mind.

Jenosmooch
What the fuck?

JaemJaemi
Oh shIT
WRoNg NUmBeR
Sorry.
That was meant for somebody else.

Jenosmooch
Well good.
I don't want to come out gay.

JaemJaemi
Me neither
Wait you're a boy?!

Jenosmooch
Well duh.

JaemJaemi
Well shit.
Say why don't you tell me your name?

Jenosmooch
And why would I do that?
I couldn't just simply tell strangers my name.

JaemJaemi
Yeah but if you give your name and I give you mine,
We can be friends?

Jenosmooch
Why should I trust you ?
How do i know if you're not a 53 year old horny man who wants to kidnap me?

JaemJaemi
Woah! Woah!
Calm down.
What if I show you my face and my real name?

Jenosmooch
I want the recent pic.
Then I can trust you.

JaemJaemi is typing....

JaemJaemi
Sure.
Wait.

JaemJaemi

Na Jaemin
19 years old.

Jenosmooch
Damn.
Okay okay
I trust you now.

JaemJaemi
Show me your face!

Jenosmooch
Ugh fine.

Jenosmooch

(Ignore 'the show' pls)

Jenosmooch
Lee Jeno
19 years old

JaemJaemi
AWWWWWWW
YOURE SO CUTE
I WANT TO SQUISH YOUR CHUBBY CHEEKS SO BAD
oh and we're the same age.

Jenosmooch
Stopppp

JaemJaemi
Awwwww are you blushing?

Jenosmooch
What the-
Of course not!

JaemJaemi
AWWWWW YOU AREEEEE

Jenosmooch
If you continue being like this I'm gonna leave you on read.

JaemJaemi
BUT YOURE CUTE THO
I JUST CANTTTTT
Read
Jeno?
Read
Dammit
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