❝Idiot❞ [ᴊᴀᴇɴᴏ] ✔

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Jenosmooch
DONGHYUCK.
I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Donghoe
BITCH WHY?

Jenosmooch
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
JAEMIN KNOWS ME NOW.

Donghoe
Wait Jaemin?
NA JAEMIN?
BITCH WHEN?

Jenosmooch
OH SURE.
LONG STORY SHORT.
YOU JUMP ON YOUR BOYFRIEND.
YOUR BOYFRIEND WHIMPERED IN PAIN.
YOU BEING SHITTY AS HELL DOES NOT WANT TO HELP YOUR BELOVED BOYFRIEND.
JAEMIN CAME AND HELPED MARK.
Seriously, what kind of boyfriend are you?

Donghoe
A nice one :)
but seriously tho, Jaemin?
I don't remember.

Jenosmooch
BITCH.
HE HAS PINK HAIR.

Donghoe
DUDE THAT'S JAEMIN?????

Jenosmooch
YOU FUCKIN IDIOT.
OF COURSE IT'S HIM.

Donghoe
OOHHHHHHHH
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT.

Jenosmooch

IM cRYInF Rn BiTcH.

Donghoe
Well  sor-ry .
I didn't know that was him.
Tbh he was kinda hot.

Jenosmooch
Tbh he was kinda hot.

Donghoe
COUGH COUGH
YOU WERE SAYING?

Jenosmooch
I MEANT HE WAS UGLY.

Donghoe
Ugly?
You sure?

He's so ugly.

Jenosmooch
WTF.
You stalker.
I actually thought you only stalk Mark's account.

Donghoe
I don't stalk people.
Except Mark tho.
He's my daddy.

Jenosmooch
I thought Jaemin has pink hair.

Donghoe
Idk.
That's his latest post.

Jenosmooch
Hold up-
You're saying that Jaemin dyed his hair?

Donghoe
Uhm-
Yeah?

Jenosmooch
Shit.
I can't find him easily now.

Donghoe
Lol.
You hoe.

Jenosmooch
Bitch.
Look at your username.
Who's the hoe now?

Donghoe
I'm a hoe.
A pretty hoe.

Jenosmooch
Bitch.

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EXCUSE ME NA JAEMIN

FIRST JENO AND NOW THIS?
I AM NOT OKAY.

HOW CAN HE LOOK CUTE WITH THIS SLEEVELESS-

SEND HELP.