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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Garrett | AmazonWarrior
August 2019
Bob Loblaw Law Offices
Slack Instant Chat
Faith: Hey
Daniels: Yo
Faith: Yo? what are you 12?
Daniels: I didn't know it went up that high. Some people would say I'm a 10 ;)
Faith: On what grounds?
Daniels: On the grounds of hotness.
Faith: See I thought you were referencing the chart of " how delusional I am"
Daniels: you're fiesty ;)
Faith: Feisty*
Daniels: God, my brother would love you.
Faith: Ha. I'm sure he would.
Daniels: So what's going on?
Faith: I've been here almost a year but we've never actually met before. I was going to introduce myself in person earlier, but Tammy introduced herself instead.
Daniels: You saw that?
Faith: Lol it's okay. You owe me. ;)
Daniels: Sorry I think I'm in disbelief. Did. you. just. pull. one. over. on. me?
Faith: It's a gift of mine. lol. don't worry. You'll like what I have planned.
Daniels: yeah?
Faith: Ugh. I'm going back to work now.
Daniels: No! sorry. I'm sorry. Let me introduce myself. Hello, my name is Garrett Daniels. I am 27 years old. I have 1 older brother and a niece. I have a cat. Her name is Pluto. I promise to send pictures later.
Faith: That's a lot of information to tell a stranger.
Daniels: You're Faith Lawrence: Top of your class at NYU, you crushed that class action case against Roamar Motars, you know Jim, our boss personally, which is why you're here. You're not a stranger. You're competition.
Faith: First of all, not an accurate depiction of the reason I moved to Atlanta. I do know Jeff, not personally but professionaly. Secondly, you could only dream of being anything more to me than someone I will step over on my way to the top.
Faith: I'm not sure if I should be creeped out that you did your homework on me, or proud.
Daniels: You-you're proud... of me?
Faith: You sound pathetic.
Daniels: I think we just became best friends, Lawrence.
Faith: Call me Larry. ;)
Daniels: Okay, Larry. ;)
Faith: Or AmazonWarrior.
Daniels: Wait... what?
Faith: I can practically hear your wheels spinning from here.
Faith: Annnd
Faith: 3
Faith: 2
Daniels: YOU'RE AMAZON WARRIOR???
Daniels: DOES GIDEON KNOW!?
Daniels: ANSWER ME WOMAN!!!
Daniels: I'm calling him.
Faith: Please don't say anything.
Daniels: Why?
Faith: Just don't. Not yet.
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