FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
___
Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Gideon|AmazonWarrior
December 24, 2019
^^Outgoing call to Ammy <3^^
^^Outgoing call to Ammy <3^^
"Faith?"
"Hey."
"I didn't think I'd ever hear from you again."
"I'm really sorry. I didn't get your-"
"It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that you called."
"Oh, is that all it takes for you to forgive me? Haha."
"That's all it takes."
"..."
"So what is new with you? It's been a few weeks."
"Well, I switched Link over to an actual bed. I cried."
"I remember when we switched Daisy over. She kept climbing out of the crib and somehow breaking through the baby gate. Haha! We found her in the kitchen with the fridge open, eating cake pops. Sprinkles were everywhere!"
"Haha! That's like those videos with the kids eating chocolate and there's a trail leading up to them."
"That's what I thought of too!"
"And the kid-"
"Denies it-"
"And says that the cat did it!"
"Haha! We are perfect for each other."
"We finish eachother's-"
"Sandwiches."
"Oh, my heart! You're quoting-"
"Frozen, yes. I've seen it over thirty times."
"Ugh! My heart can't handle it."
"Well, I find it really important to make sure my daughter knows I'm interested in what she's interested in. If you need to put on a princess dress and throw a tea party, or put on a dance recital for the neighbors, then I'm your guy."
