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Gideon| Garrett
October 2019
**Text Alert**
Hey Gid where have you been jerk?
Who you calling Jerk?
You
Why?
Because you've been ignoring your only brother.
I have't been ignoring you. Just busy.
Busy with what. Work?
Yeah. It's been crazy lately. And with Lea coming back and wreaking havoc.
Well she's the goblin lady.
Goblin lady?
Yeah she sneaks around at night and is ugly on the inside and out.
Oh God.
You can't even deny it.
No I can't. I didn't know what I was thinking when I married her, but I have Daisy.
Now it's time for you to find a new woman.
I don't need anyone. Work, Amazon, and Daisy are way too much to begin with.
If you had someone, she'd be able to hep you with all that.
I just don't have time to go out and find some one.
Then I have just the solution!
I'm not going online and doing that profile crap.
No! I have a girl at work that would be perfect.
You're recommending her? No.
Come on. Why not?
Because. I don't trust your judgement in women. Remember Alicia?
And you trust yours?
SSHHH. She who must not be named.
Good point.
Sorry.
And it's still a no.
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