Warped! {A Voltron Reader Insertion}

Chapter 7~ The Fall of the Castle of Lions

You sat cross-legged on the floor of the main hall of the castle of lions. You were listening very intently to the Arusian king who was telling his version of the fight between Voltron and the Galactic Gladiator. There were two groups of Arusians acting out Voltron and the Gladiator. You stared starry-eyed and smiley. They're just too cute.

"The monster fell from the sky! It was an epic battle, but Voltron was victorious!" The Arusian king exclaims, but the Gladiator stack of Arusians knocked down 'Voltron'. You chuckled quietly. "... No. I said, VOLTRON was victorious!" The king corrects. The Arusians end the battle accurately and everyone cheers, you being especially loud.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for that... wonderful production. It saddens me that we must leave tomorrow, but we must continue our battle with Zarkon and spread peace throughout the universe." Allura says as she hands the king an Altean communicator. "Your Highness... please accept this gift. This will allow you to contact us anytime you need help. Arus will be the first planet in the Voltron Alliance." Allura exclaims, making the Arusians cheer again. The Arusian king leads his subjects in a chant of approval.

"We ought to get something like that." You hear Hunk say, making you turn around and walk over to them. "Like what?" "You know, like, a cheer. Like, a team cheer that we do." Hunk answers Lance. "When would we use it?" You ask. "You know, when we... like... before we battle? I don't know, I didn't think that through!" Hunk says, making you laugh.

"Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay." Lance mumbles to himself, thinking of a cheer. "How about, uh... I say 'Vol' and you say 'Tron.' Vol—!" Lance leads Keith, who leans forwards, confused. "Uh... Vol...-tron?" He questions. You laugh.

"No! No, no, no, no, no. The cheer includes the instructions. I say 'Vol' and you say..." "Tron!" "See? She gets it!" Lance exclaims when you finish the cheer. "I got ya, Lance." You say, pointing to your head, then to him. "... Vol-tron?" Keith puts together, not listening to a thing that was said. You and Hunk hunch over in a fit of laughter, while Lance sweat drops. "... We'll work on it." He mutters. Keith shrugs at Hunk and you.

Lance takes a swig of his drink, immediately spitting it back onto the floor, dramatically wiping his tongue with a series of "bleh, pleh, ew" coming out of his mouth. "I'm not cleaning that up." You mumble.

"Coran, what is this?" Lance asks Coran, who turns around to face you all. "Oh, this is Nunvill, the nectar of the gods." "It tastes like hot dog water and feet." Lance remarks. "How would he know?" You mutter to Hunk, who tries not to laugh.

"Yeah, makes a wonderful hair tonic as well." Coran says, sprinkling the Nunvill on his mustache as it grows luscious and luxurious. Lance retches.

Your bracelet starts buzzing again. You cover it. "Hey guys, I'm gonna go look around. Have fun, and don't kill Lance!" You shout as you walk away, watching Keith prod at Lance. Hunk yells "No promises" when he falls over. You giggle and head for an empty corridor.

"Hey Eri." You say when you tap your bracelet. "Sup, how are you?" "Good, a little bruised and battered up, but I'm still alive." "Right," She says as if remembering something, "be really careful with how much damage you take. You do have armor and Altean healing devices, but your not an anime character like them. Be careful, alright?" "Okay."

"Anything else happening with Keith?" Erika says, taking a sip of what you assume to be coffee. "No, he seems to have gone back to normal." You respond. Erika looks into her cup of coffee, muttering a 'weird'. "Do you know what episode you're on?" She asks, putting her cup down.

"Uhhhhhhh... 7?" "So you just defeated the gladiator?" "Yup." "Alright. This is the episode where the Galra take over the ship. Just law low and let Pidge take care of it, okay? Don't be a hero." "Got it." "I'll see you later." "Bye Eri." You say as she hangs up. You didn't know if you could succeed at 'laying low'. You were supposed to do that while Erika was working on brining you back, and now you're here.