Crazy Hermitcraft 6 Stories ;)

How I describe Hermitcraft Ships

In all honesty, I was just inspired to make this while watching someone describing my hero academia characters. If you know the video that is. 😉

Now first off, don't take this offensively. This is my opinion. Also don't mind my terrible jokes as I made this. 😂

This is for the laughs.

You can even do this in your book if you want, it would be fun to read.

So yeah, let the horrible comedy I make begin. 😓😓😓😓

1. Doc x Xisuma
You want Xisuma to have a new career as a doctor. 🏥🏥🏥

2. Ren x Iskall
Imagine Ren as an actual dog, pooping diorite. And Iskall hesitantly cleaning every single time he poops.

3. Grian x Mumbo
You just want to ship Harry Potter with a man with no actual mustache. Plus their kinda opposites, that's why it's cute.

4. Zedaph x Impulse x Tango
You just want to bring more yaoi from anime to the hermitcraft fandom. Also this is the most popular threesome ship because it's the only known threesome ship. (Kinda)😓

5.Cub x Scar
Bring the villain from the Lion King! Except the villain is a baby.

6. Doc x Ren
After recently watching Scooby Do, that's when Doc falls in love.

7. Mumbo x Iskall
This ship for me is considered an underrated ship. No matter how cute it sounds like, I'm not sure if will be seeing a lot of this. Also imagine these two were on a date. The next time they have an Architect meeting, those two will both end up sitting on buttons. And then they suddenly realize that Grian's chair is even bigger and more superior than before.

(If you get what I mean 😂😂😂)

8. Joe x Cleo
You people really disagree with the whole father figure thing. PAPA JOE MODE HAS BEEN IGNORED!!

9. Stress x Iskall
You have to admit, they are a pretty "cool" duo.

(Iskall: BA DUM DAM!!)

10. Grian x Mumbo x Iskall
You really want more yaoi, do you? And also seeing as the Sahara desert is very hot, and here we are! Shipping three hot men!

(Pun intended)😂

11. False x Xisuma
You just want a straight ship to exist.

12. Grian x False
Blonde ship

13. Mumbo x Poultry Man
How bold of you to ship Grian x Mumbo twice. 😏

And how bold of me to call Grian Poultry Man 😂

14. TFC x Jevin x Well
You want them to have a happy life. Also more shipping!

15. False x Evil Xisuma
Every ship False is in, he'll sink it. Which is a pretty bad idea. 😂 Why drown the love of your life? Also everyone wants more Xisuma x False, except more evil in this love story.

16. Grian x Doc
Double tsunderes and terrifying leaders together. 😓😓😓

17. Scar x Grian
It would be a great Romeo and Juliet story, except more Concorp and Sahara advertising. 😐