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lads 🥵

DANNY
sister

PHILLY
best frienddddd

DANNY
Twitch, I stfg

ME
hello peasants

DANNY
where are u

PETER
she's with meeeeeeee

ME
with pEteR

TYJO
uh oh that's never a good thing

PETER
excUSE yOu tYlEr

JISHWA
leave my boyfriend alone

PETER
sorry daddy dun

ME
Danny boy

DANNY
don't call me that you biTch

ME
o h
what is it that you wAnted
gay ass

DANNY
w h e n w i l l y o u b e r e t u r n i n g h o m e

ME
i d o n o t k n o w

PHILLY
pls b soon

ME
w h y

DANNY
mum & dad keep disturbing us

ME
so?

PETER
ARE YOU TRYING TO DO THE SECC

DANNY
PETE

PHILLY
yes
dan is in desperate need of attention

DANNY
PHIL

ME
PHIL

TYJO
aaaaaaaaaa whyyyy

DANNY
we can't do anything tho
bc they keep coming in asking when u will b home
so get your tiny ass here

ME
no

PETER
NO

JISHWA
no

DANNY
Josh pls

PETER
YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BEST FRIEND SORRY BYE

JISHWA
sorry Danny
I do not want little Howell hearing sinful things

ME
thank you daddy dun

TYJO
no u can't call him that

PHILLY
why not

TYJO
that's my job

ME
AAAAAAAAAA

DANNY
BUT IDC
THEY NEED TO COME HOME

JISHWA
Tyler Robert Joseph

PETER
HECC THE FULL NAME WAS USED

TYJO
...yes?

JISHWA
no talking about Daddy kinks

TYJO
sorry ):

JISHWA
Daniel James Howell

DANNY
oh no

JISHWA
your sibling will not be returning home so you can get dick up your ass

ME
aaaAAAA

JISHWA
sorry bubs

ME
you're forgiven

DANNY
hecc

PETER
go to Phil's for dick

PHILLY
no!

DANNY
Phil?

PHILLY
Dan?

DANNY
can we.. try something different?

ME
HECC DADDY DUN HELP

TYJO
THIS ISNT PM DANIEL

PETER
Twitch is hiding behind a pillow

DANNY
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST ME AND PHIL

JISHWA
DANIEL
JAMES
HOWELL

DANNY
oh no
oh no
o h n o

JISHWA
STOP SCARING YOUR SIBLING AND ARENT YOU WITH PHIL RN? TALK TO HIM I R L

DANNY
sorry daddy dun

TYJO
wait bubs are you asexual??

ME
yes
no
idk
aaaaaaa
questions no like

PETER
no more questions children

TYJO
sowwy

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