Teacher: "Let me hear how far you can count."
Eugene: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king."
Teacher: "I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's book, Tommy."
Tommy: "I hope you didn't, too, sir."
Bobby practicing karate on a dummy (a life-size doll):
Bobby: "Let's begin!" shouted Bobby "HA"
Bobby: Ow Ow Ow I kicked the wall instead!
Dummy: "Who's the dummy now!"
3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said, "The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you'll get."
The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car.
One day the guy on the broken down car saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "I just saw my wife on roller skates."
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