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*Ambitch's last bit of lies fail her and she's struggling to stay afloat on the her last few bit of rumours*
Ambitch: So... C-c-cold! No spotlight to keep me w-wa-warm! *Shivers* Oh! Oh my God, there's a boat! Hey! Over here! Help! Over here! S.O.S!
*Johnny and I come rowing by in a boat*
Ambitch: Johnny! Help me into the boat!
Johnny: Why?
Ambitch: Because I'm your ex-wive and if you don't I'll end you!
Me: Yeah? You and what army, Barbie girl?
Ambitch: *Grabs the edge of the boat* Johnny! You let me in the boat, right now, you fat, washed up, son of of a--
Me: Whoa there, Princess! First of all, shut the f*uck up! And secondly, Johnny pass me the hammer!
*Johnny smiles and hands me the 🔨*
Me: Now remember when you threw a vodka bottle at Johnny and broke his finger? *Smacks Ambitch's hand off the boat with hammer*
Ambitch: OW! *Hangs on by one hand* I'll never let go! Never!
Me: There you go lying again! You just can't help yourself! You two-faced bitch! *Smacks the other hand off*
Ambitch: AAAA-gulg-glug-glug! *Drowns into the water*
Me: Well, she's fish food now!
Johnny: Why are we on a boat in the Northern Atlantic again?
Me: Cause we were making margaritas and we ran out of ice!
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