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Especially when those pesky random battles involve cannibals! ...Or fish people or walking skeletons or a kraken... or zombies or killer mermaids or dead Spanish guys... Jeeze! When you put it all into perspective you gotta wonder how Captain Jack isn't dead yet? Well, it's better if he's alive anyway! He's too weird to die! And sexy! ☠😍😘💋❤
