❤We Are Depphead Soldiers!❤

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Johnny thanking us Depphead's! I think I speak for all of us when I say: you are more than welcome, Johnny!

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Johnny thanking us Depphead's! I think I speak for all of us when I say: you are more than welcome, Johnny!

In the meantime, you heard what he said! We must train like the Depphead soldiers we are! Training begins at 06:00 hours (Six a.m) at the Depphead military base!

The next day:

*The Depphead's Army marches with their I♡JD helmets on, let by Private fantasticfantasylass!*

Private fantasylass: Johnny's hot and Ambitch's not!

Army: Johnny's hot and Ambitch's not!

Private fantasylass: Instead of money, she'll get a ass full of buckshot!

Army: Instead of money, she'll get a ass full of buckshot!

Private fantasylass: Sound off!

Army: One, two!

Private fantasylass: Sound off!

Army: Three, four!

*Meanwhile in the training gym, a lifesize Johnny doll sits in the corner*

Private fantasylass: *Blows Whistle* Johnny's sad! Go! Go! Go!

*The army rushes forward and showers the dummy with kisses, hugs and compliments*

Private fantasylass: We are ready. Ready for the ultimate challenge... to love, serve and protect our Johnny against all odds! God speed, my friends. God speed. *Salutes*
😍😘💋❤

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