Johnny thanking us Depphead's! I think I speak for all of us when I say: you are more than welcome, Johnny!
In the meantime, you heard what he said! We must train like the Depphead soldiers we are! Training begins at 06:00 hours (Six a.m) at the Depphead military base!
The next day:
*The Depphead's Army marches with their I♡JD helmets on, let by Private fantasticfantasylass!*
Private fantasylass: Johnny's hot and Ambitch's not!
Army: Johnny's hot and Ambitch's not!
Private fantasylass: Instead of money, she'll get a ass full of buckshot!
Army: Instead of money, she'll get a ass full of buckshot!
Private fantasylass: Sound off!
Army: One, two!
Private fantasylass: Sound off!
Army: Three, four!
*Meanwhile in the training gym, a lifesize Johnny doll sits in the corner*
Private fantasylass: *Blows Whistle* Johnny's sad! Go! Go! Go!
*The army rushes forward and showers the dummy with kisses, hugs and compliments*
Private fantasylass: We are ready. Ready for the ultimate challenge... to love, serve and protect our Johnny against all odds! God speed, my friends. God speed. *Salutes*
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RandomDepphead Stuff 4! If you love Johnny Depp and you love looking at memes and fan art of Hottie-- I mean Johnny! Johnny Depp... then check this out!