In this one, Tony finds out that Peter can speak Italian
(Im using google translate, so sorry if there are any errors)
Peter was in tony's car after the civil war. they just finished filming an alibi video for his aunt, but other than that, the entire trip was silent. They had lost. Captain America had brought his entire team to Germany to fight, they destroyed hundreds of dollars worth of equipment, and Peter was pretty hurt after being flung across the battlefield.
There was a wave of awkwardness between the three men in the car. No one knew what to say, what they could say.
Tony cleared his throat, startling Peter in the slightest bit, though he quickly recovered
"Hey kid", Tony said, gaining Peter's attention, "Why don't we stop for something to eat?"
Peter perked up at this, Tony freaking Stark wants to stop somewhere to eat with me? Ned is going to have a stroke!
"Uh yeah, yeah, that sounds pretty chill", said Peter, trying to play it cool
Tony just sent him an amused side glance, but didn't comment on it, "What do kids eat these days? Take out, fast food, cheeseburgers?"
"Actually, how about Italian?", Peter asked, "Im sorry, it's fine. we can go where ever you want to. you don't have to listen to me, we can go and get cheese burgers, i like those too", Peter hurridly rambled on, realizing how rude he must have sounded
way to go, Peter. Wess everything up in the first week, why dont you?
"no, its fine kid. Italian sounds great actually" Stark responded, cutting off Peter's apologies
Peter's shoulders slumped in relief when Tony said that, okay great, he's not mad
"re-really?", Peter cursed his stutter in that moment, but didn't drop his excited expression
"I wouldnt have said so if i wasnt sure, kid. Happy Drive us to the nearest Italian restaurant", Tony shrugged
"yes boss", Happy accepted, changing routes
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Peter, Tony, and Happy were sitting in a booth at the restaurant when the waiter came over.
"cosa posso fare per te", (What can I get for you), asked the waiter as she came up to their table
"tre bicchieri di acqua" (Three Waters), replied Tony without second guessing it, still staring at his menu.
The waiter nodded, and rushed off to get their waters.
"so Parker", Tony started, turning to face Peter, leaning slightly on the table , "how's school going? I hear that you go to one of those nerdy schools in queens"
Peter flushed, and shrugged, "honestly, pretty boring." at Tony's raised eyebrow, he continued, "Its just so easy. I'm practically teaching my teachers half the time, and I know everything that they will teach for the next four years. The only reason i havent skipped any grades is because May wont allow it"
Tony nodded, his eyes narrowing slightly as he though over how to respond, "Well, why don't you start considering college? I have some pull at MIT."
Peter just sighed, "No, I already have to work a shift at The Queens Dinner, and I take photos for the daily bugle, I can't miss work. Plus, May doesnt want me in college yet"
"Why don't you apply for a job at SI?", asked Tony, as though it were the most obvious choice
"wait what? you think I can get in?", Asked Peter, eyes growing big, as he stares at his new mentor
"If you really are as smart as you say you are, then yeah, I'm pretty sure you'll get in, kid. Dont forget who you're talking to", answered Tony.
"Kid, Stark literally owns the place, if he says you're in, you're in", Happy grumbled, rolling his eyes
Peter smiled to himself, excitement bubbling up in his chest as the waiter came back with their waters.
"cosa posso fare per te", (What can I get for you), the waiter said, setting down their waters
"I'll just get a Lasagne.", Happy said
"posso avere Aranchini?" (May I get Aranchini?), asked Peter
The waiter nodded
"posso avere Prosciutto?" (May I get Prosciutto?), asked Tony
The waiter nodded and left to get their food
once the waiter left, Tony turned to Peter with an expression Peter has never seen on the man before.
"You speak Italian?", He asked, eyes narrowing slightly in silent observation
Peter had never heard the tone in which the man had spoken in
usually, the superhero has an air of fake energy in his voice, with a hint of amusement
but this was different...
Peter nodded, and blushed under the attention, "y-yeah. I'm Italian actually, we immigrated here while i was younger, May and I speak it all the time at home"
Tony only nodded in response, "I should have guessed that. My mother taught me, your aunt is-"
"if you finish that sentence with 'Hot Italian Woman', I will jump over this table and strangle you", glared Peter, cutting Tony off
Tony just laughed, reached over, and ruffled Peters hair
"ACK- don't do that!", squeaked Peter, swatting Tonys hands away, ears now completely red
Peter looked over at Happy, and saw him smirking behind his menu.
"this is not funny!", Peter Exclaimed at Happy, who now ended up laughing
"Sure, underoos", smiled Tony, finally taking his hand away from Peters now messy hair
Peter crossed his arms and gave Tony his puppy eyes
"Nope, won't work on me, bambino", said Tony, smirking
Peter huffed, and rolled his eyes,
around five minutes later, the waiter came with all of their food, and they, although Happy wont admit it, had fun.
One the ride back to Peter's apartment, it was way less silent and more full of laugher than on the way to the restaurant.
A/N: HEY GUYS! if you guys have any ideas for Oneshots, please comment them! I will update my Avengers Twitter book in two days, and I will start a HYDRA Peter Parker book next week.
