Toad and MXR Toad got inside, and all they did was stand together, both bored and annoyed.
Toad: This is bullcrap.
MXR Toad: Why are we doing this in the first place?
Toad: I don't know! Meggy sucks sometimes...
MXR Toad: She doesn't suck as much as Mario, though.
Toad: I wish he would perish just like his expired spaghetti yesterday.
MXR Toad (laughs) Yeah.
They continued standing for a few seconds, until...
Toad: You wanna have some candy?
MXR Toad started screaming along with his counterpart while eating the candy they brought along the trip.
Toad: THIS IS F*CKING AWESOME!
MXR Toad: I JUST SH*T MY PANTS!
???: Alright, let's get f*cking high!
Toad and MXR Toad: The f*ck?
The Toads turned around to see a different-looking Toad with a big head, no arms, and a smiling face. He goes by Kinopi.
Kinopi: Hai.
Toad: WHAT THE F*CK?!!
MXR Toad: The f*ck is this weirdo?!
Kinopi: Nice to meet you gais.
Toad: Uh... okay.
MXR Toad: You've been... trapped here, right?
Kinopi: Yeah...
Toad: Well, I can see why. You don't have any arms.
Toad and MXR Toad laughed at that joke, as Kinopi's eyes started to glow.
Kinopi: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
Toad and MXR Toad stopped laughing.
Toad: W-we mean you no harm...
MXR Toad: Please don't hurt me...
Kinopi: Okay.
Toad and MXR Toad sighed in relief.
Kinopi: Can you direct me out of this place? I never saw fresh air...
Toad: Uh... sure.
MXR Toad: Follow us...
MXR Toad (thoughts): Damn, what a psycho.
The three mushrooms started walking around the place, looking for an exit.
Toad: So... what's life been like for you... weird mushroom person?
Kinopi: Well... I was trapped inside the files for Super Mario Galaxy.
MXR Toad: Oh yeah, Infinite's favourite game.
Kinopi: I was never used in the game. I was stuck in that prison of a folder, alongside many others. One of them was a Bully.
Toad: You mean one of those crazy cookie-obsessed monsters?
Kinopi: Cookie-obsessed? I didn't know that.
MXR Toad: Yeah... we have... horrible memories of that...
Kinopi: I also had a friend who was obsessed with something. She's always stuck to the ground, sadly, but she has a thing for coins. Her name's Mocina.
Toad: You unused characters always have hard-to-pronounce names.
Kinopi: Yeah, it's our thing. I was also friends with a purple blob creature. His name was Torimoti.
MXR Toad: Wow. You have weird friends.
Kinopi: I know. It's pretty normal for me. I was also friends with 2 stars, one red and one blue. They were cute. I forgot what the rest of my friends were, but I remember most of them being insects.
Toad: Boy, that must've sucked.
Kinopi: Hey, before you lead me out, can you two please help me find my friends? I need them. I get more lonely and lonely by the second...
MXR Toad: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?!
Toad: O-okay, we can help.
Toad (thoughts): Jesus, how much depression is inside this smiling armless me?!
Kinopi: Alright! Now, let's go! My friends are gonna be so happy when I find them!
MXR Toad: What about us? We're helping!
Kinopi: They won't recognize you at all.
Toad: BULLSH*T! YOU LOOK LIKE ME, EXCEPT I HAVE ARMS! S
???: STAHP RIGHT THERE!
Toad: AAAAHH!
MXR Toad: WHOA!
Kinopi: Shit.
Alien Infinite was right in front of the trio of mushrooms.
Alien Infinite: Put... that mushroom... down.
Toad: How about no!
MXR Toad: He's ours!
Alien Infinite: I SAID PUT THAT MUSHROOM WHO HAS CANCER DOWN, RIGHT NOW!!!
Kinopi turned his head 180 degrees over to Alien Infinite.
Kinopi: What did you say...?
Toad: YOU DONE F*CKED UP NOW!
Alien Infinite: Seriously, how else would he have no arms? You look like you belong in Mario 64!
Kinopi: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I-
Alien Infinite punches Kinopi hard, sending him flying to the wall.
MXR Toad: HOLY SHIT!
Kinopi: OH, IT'S ON, ASSHOLE!
Alien Infinite: OI, YOU'RE A RETARD! BRING IT ON!
The mushroom and the alien started to have a DBZ-style fight, while both Toads were watching and started to eat popcorn.
Toad: This is some good shit.
The long battle between an alien clone of the Hero of the Multiverse and a possible satanic mushroom with a creepy smile is just beginning.
Sorry for the lack of a chapter these past 5 days. Had a bit of a writer's block.
Anyways, the next item will be one of Kinopi's friends.
See ya later!
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SMG4: The Area 64 Raid (Mario X Meggy + more)
FanfictionMario, Meggy, and so many of their friends have something huge ahead of them. They're gonna raid one of the most heavily guarded places in the world. Area 64. What secrets will be discovered in that place? Well... let's see.
