and i oop

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HHHH LOOK AT MY DAPPER BOYO UP THERE BEING A FORMAL BIATCH--
MAO MAO IS GOD AND MY MIND CAN'T BE CHANGED >:D

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Doctor: Be sure to keep your arm straight, that break made it very fragile.
Tom: Why can't I let my arm be gay, though?

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Tom: Hey, I'm straight
Tord: Tom were dating
Tom: but I'm-
Tord: WERE FUCKING DATING, TOM

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Edd: No homo bro
Matt: But we're married

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Tom: I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATLIN YESTERDAY
Tord: TOM, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Tom: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH

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Tom: I CANT FIND IT, I CANT FIND IT!
Tord: Find what, find what?!
Tom: my happiness

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Tom: GODDAMNIT TORD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR ARM STRAIGHT, YOU BROKE IT AGAIN
Tord: LET MY ARM BE ITSELF, IT CAN BE HOMO IF IT WANTS TO BE!

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Ok, I know this is a shitpost, but school is really tough rn and I have no motivation to write (I have over 6 drafts tho--)
I hope you enjoyed anyways. Have a good day you lil fricks uwu 💕💦

 Have a good day you lil fricks uwu 💕💦

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