A pastor was asked to pray on a church offering and as he was praying, he was taking part of the offering into his pocket.
He later discovered that one of the elders was watching him and their eyes came in contact.
He then change his prayer thus:
Pastor:Blessed are they that see and do not talk
Elder: for they shall have their own portion
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