Cannibals

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Three men are shipwrecked on an island infested with cannibals. They were brought to the cannibal king who tells the three men that they must complete a series of test so they will not be eaten.

The first task, he tells them to bring back ten pieces of the same fruits. So they go out to scavenger the island.

The first man brings back apples and is told for the next task. He must shove all ten up his butt without a noise or emotion. He get one and a half up there before he screams and get killed and eaten.

The second man comes back with ten berries and told of the same task. As he was about to to get the last berries in, he burst out in laughter and get killed and eaten.

Up in heaven the first man meets the second man and asked why he laughed since he was so close to freedom.

He replied, "I couldn't help it when i saw the other man coming with watermelons.

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