Man: Marry me ?
Woman: Do you have a flat ?
Man: No
Woman: Do you have a camry car ?
Man:No
Woman: How much is your salary ?
Man: No salary but, i......
Woman: No but! you have nothing. How can i marry you ? please leave before i open my eyes
Man: But i have one estate, 3 landed properties in G.R.A, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do i still need to buy a camry ? how can i be paid salary when actually i'm the boss ?
Woman: That's why i told you to leave, cause am coming to propose to you.
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