Today i met my Ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of a store, i was watching them and she saw me then she asked what i'm doing there.
I told her my girlfriend is pregnant and i'm here to buy baby stuffs and i'm very happy.
I spoke as if they asked me that.
I proceeded in as she was looking at me i bought 3 bucket, baby seat, nappies, and a baby bed with sponges and spoons then i called taxi and left. She and her new boyfriend was looking at me and i felt they envied me so much.
Now my issue is, if you know any woman pregnant or just given birth, i am selling bucket, baby seat, nappies and baby cereals.
Please help i was sent to pay ELECTRICITY BILL
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