A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.
He sat down and noticed four buttons WW, WA, PP, APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much.
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He letter woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, "sir APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for balls. Your balls are in the jar over their!!!!
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