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Jotaro x Reader

Like everyone in school, you had a crush on Jotaro. How you longed to share cooties with him in the hallways and be in the way of depressed students just tryna get to class. All your efforts were in vain because Jotaro just called you a stinky doo doo head whenever you tried to talk to him.

Today in class, a new partner project was assigned. The partner chosen for you was... Jotaro. Wow what a completely random and convenient occurrence, who could have imagined that would happen.

Jotaro groaned as he moved over to your desk to start the work. "Hey stupid face, do all the work or I'll get Kakyoin to fuck your mom." he said. Oh how you loved it when he spoke with that voice of his, the smell of the garlic in his breath drove you wild.

"Of course I'll do the work, anything for you swenpai~" You hummed as he cringed at how stupid you sounded. You tied your messy brOwn hair into a bun and got to work, scribbling in answers you were unsure of but acted like you smart.

Jotaro caught a glimpse of this and he realized, you were not like other girls (even if you a dude or nb it just don't sound right saying not like other people so). He saw that you have MESSY BROWN HAIR and BROWN EYES instead of those blonde blue eye gOrls. He saw that yo i did not use spray tan and you went on book not phone.

"Wait" Jotaro said, you looked up at him through the strands of hair in your face cuz you're ass at making a bun. You met his whatever the hell his eye color is orbeez and he gazed into yours. "You really are not like other girls" he said, more garlic puffing out of his mouth.

You giggled, fixing your quirky band tee. He grabbed your face and gave you a smooch on your lips uwu. Next thing you knew, the teacher was yelling at him to go to the office.

As you left school that day, you saw Jotaro and trotted up to him. "What did they say in the office?" He turned to you and you could see him ugly crying. "I got expelled for sexual assault and your parents are filing a restraining order on me." He said between sniffs.

You gasped, confused as to why any of this would happen. "All I wanted was a big titty goth s/o who ain't like other girls" he cried. You cried too because you knew you would never get to squish his boobies.

The end