JJBA x Reader Oneshots 🤪😳

My (correct) opinions on jjba characters

(look at this apron i got in animal crossing 🥺 goose time)

Jonathan: he is a GENTLEMAN not a simp 😤 he was not desperate for coochie like them other jojo's 7/10

Speedwagon: I don't get the hype he healed a guy with his abs and narrated what was happening 2/10

DIO: Dio can and will make anyone simp for him his tits are just too phat. Should've just squished the crusaders with them and he'd win 7/10

Joseph: Mans was a CHAD and is the best jojo💪😎 he got mad bitches and had a working dick when he was an old ass man 10/10

Caesar: sexy italian man but not as sexy as tonio. Got beat by a rock tho kinda lame 6/10

Lisa Lisa: shes a bahd gayl ting and that matters more than any of her character flaws 7/10

Kars: not as cool as Wamuu but he is the number one sexiest character so 8/10

Wamuu: goat he ain't a sore pussyboy loser like Kars and Eisidisi and he was kinda gay for joseph 11/10

Esidisi: crybaby bitch boy did nothing would prolly get cucked his only redeeming quality is that he prolly fucks kars 2/10

Jotaro: lit rally did nothing until the end yall only like him cuz he's a bad boy🤧 he was sexier in part 4 anyways 4/10

Kakyoin: useless all he does is fuck horses he couldn't even pipe holly which is not gamer 3/10 cuz he kinda hourglass tho⏳

Polnareff: BIG BODY and BIG TITTY he carried the crusaders sorry asses and has the best character in the whole show 12/10

Avdol: He was sexy as hell and he would prolly treat a partner RIGHT. Definitely gay for polnareff cuz they peed together gay rights end racism 8/10

Iggy: how can you make a dog look ugly o thought it was impossible 0/10

Josuke: istg part 4 wasn't even his part it was jotaros second part he got cucked but he looks fresh 5/10

Okuyasu: i don't care how much shit i get he is the worst as jewceman said he had an OP stand and still managed to be utterly useless 0/10 only looks good in fan art

Koichi: he kinda freaky and also a manlet 4/10

Tonio: PLEASE he is so sexy and he cooks hhh he also inspired me to male this book 😌😌15/10

Akira: i deadass don't remember him but i saw a picture of him and he's sexy 6/10

Kira: would give him my hands 6/10

Rohan: Kinda a bitch vut on a good way he always drippin 7/10

(i am not done with part 5 so these ones are only 99% correct instead of 100)

Giorno: does he have a personality?? or is just there 4/10

Mista: lit rally hot as hell man his socks and sandals got me feelin some type of way 7/10

Fugo: fingers in his he likes it in his ass 1/10

Narancia: I'm sorry y'all hes ugly get him a comb🤮🤮 1/10

Bruno: i never knew a man with a bowl cut could look so good 10/10

Abbacchio: All he knows is charge his phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie 1/10

Pesci: fishu fishy fish fish mcbites mcbites fish fish mcbites mcbites

Gyro: the cowboy i never knew i needed 10/10

alright i'm done these opinions are fact go ahead and challenge them in the comments but i'm right😤 if there's anyone important i missed lmk