JJBA x Reader Oneshots 🤪😳

Part 3 Orangutan X Reader

All you wanted to be when you grew up was a salty seaman. You loved seamen and you wanted to be just like them so you joined salty seamen college. You never intended to pay off your student loan debt because they can't track you down if you just stay on a boat.

You joined the crew on a ship called the SS Big Booty Bitches and you sailed away on your big and sexy boat with your big and sexy seamen. It suddenly occurred to you that maybe your obsession with seamen was not that you wanted to be one, but that you wanted to fuck one. You pretended to be surveying the ship, but you were really looking for a big booty bitch seaman to fall in love with.

All of them were sexy and had juicy asses, but none as juicy as the captain. He was a monkey but like not a monkey he's some other animal but everyone gonna call him mr monkey. You had heard from your crew mates that the captain has a thing for younger people 👀😳. Luckily, being just out of college made you the youbgest in the crew.

Just as you were about to make a move
on him, some random group of body builders boarded your ship and you had to deal with them. You noticed they had a young girl with them so you figured they were all in some weird orgy and that was their love child. This kid was bad news as she took the eyes of mr monkey away from you.

You went to confront the girl and she was mad at you. She wanted the monkey all for herself and was not going to give him up or let him down or run around and desert him. You responded in a civil manner by tossing her off of the boat. Now that the threat has been removed, you could go back to romancing le monkey.

One of the body builders who looked emo saw her in the water and saved her. She was so thankful but he called her a bitch so she pegged him and threw him off the boat. He became a dolphin and swam away. You had to think of a way to remove her for good. Another body builder with gay looking red hair offered to help you get rid of her cuz he wanted to peg the emo and was jealous.

The two of you approached her and did the whole I don't care that you're a baby I'll snap your neck and killed her. The gay redhead thanked you and dove into the ocean to fuck emo dolphin (insert that weird bentai it whatever here). You learned from the girl how to be a pegging god so you went to go peg the monkey but that distracted him and he sunk the boat.

the end