Everyone at school clowned you for letting a manlet wreck your life, but you couldn't care less about what others thought. You loved Koichi even though he is a fuckboy who plays with girls feelings. He never meant to, but he is too oblivious to the fact that everyone would die for him. You knew you couldn't compete with Jotaro and Rohan in the looks department, so you needed some other way to win Koichis love.
The news had been reporting the deaths of many random people, all of which were conventionally attractive. You worried that Koichi would be next cuz he may be short, but he be PACKING some schmeat. If you were to find the killer and turn them in, you knew Koichi would swoon over how epic and manly you were.
The killer goes after sexy people, so you called the hottest bitch on the block to be your bait. Tonio was pretty confused as to why you needed his help, but you offered him some cheese so he was happy to assist you. You built a giant mouse trap and put Tonio out as the bait. You waited for awhile until a man named Yoshikage Kira walked up. He looked 33 years old. His house was in the northeast section of Morioh- (you get it haha funny).
He immediately went after Tonio with his skin cat but got caught in the trap. While Tonio screamed mama mia a bunch you went to the police to tell them that you found the killer. They didn't listen to you, they were busy with a case from a woman named Karen who called about some black folks in the park just minding their own business. You left those bastards to their bull and went back to check on the trap.
He had gotten out of the trap but he was dead on the street. Tonio had used his epic stand to defeat Kira and saved the day. Koichi was so amazed by Tonios sexiness that they kiss kiss fall in loved and lived happily ever after. That was how you let a manlet wreck your life.
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