JJBA x Reader Oneshots 🤪😳

Polnateff x Reader lemon

(Happy Halloween y'all! lmk what y'all bein for halloween 🤤🤤)

You and Polnareff were planning for a Halloween party for the crusaders. After spending hours on mediocre decorations, the two of you collapsed on the couch.
"man all this decorating got me exhausted" Polnareff exhaled. You rolled your eyes at him and shook your head. You had to carry his ass because he kept complaining about random shit instead of decorating.

You were in the middle of doing some last minute clean up when Polnareff approached you. You were about ready to slap him, he was on your last nerve as you had to clean up his vomit from him eating a whole bag of candy corn. Luckily, all he needed help with was getting his costume ready. He led you to the bathroom where he handed you a roll of toilet paper. You have him a confused look, you thought he was going as a sexy cat maid girl, not a toilet paper mummy.

Turns out he lied, he did not need help with his costume he needed help wiping his ass. You were about to scream at him and decline, but then you remembered something. Polnareff us the juiciest and the fattest ass out of everyone you've ever seen, so maybe helping him wipe wasnt such a bad idea. You accepted and he pulled his pants down and spread his ass cheeks.

You were horrified. You knew that some men didn't wipe their asses ever but this was some next level shit. His ass was caked with so much shit. Apparently, he did not have a juicy ass. He just had so much shit in his pants that acted as implants. You were disgusted, but it was too late to then back now. You grimaced ass you began wiping his ass.

It took multiple rolls, but you finally got down to the last bit. When you went to wipe, you accidentally shoved the toilet paper up his ass. Polnareff let out a hentai moan as it went up. You knew that if you left it in there something bad might happen, so you had to fish it out. You considered just reaching your hand in, but you weren't done wiping so it was too gross to consider. An idea came to mind. You rushed to the garage to get a your fishing equipment.

You returned to the bathroom, put some bait on the hook, and went fishing in Polnareff's ass. He was shrieking as the sharp hook tore up his intestines. The toilet paper bit the bait and you quickly reeled it in. The hook sliced Polnareff's insides as it left his ass, causing major bleeding. You flushed the toilet paper, satisfied with your success. When you turned back to Polnareff, you saw him bleeding out and dying on the bathroom floor.

You shrugged, picked up his body and moved it to the living room to use as a Halloween decoration. You made sure to get him in his sexy cat maid girl costume (obviously) before propping his body up against a wall. The rest of the crusaders loved the party, and the new decoration.

The End