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(Subject: Jealousy)

Ahri: You know, you don't have to be jealous, Grey.

Grey: I'm jealous?

Grey: of what?

Ahri: of how I keep using my charm on other champions in the Rift.

Ahri: I might blow kisses, but you're the only one allowed to come over and kiss me back.

Grey: I know.

Grey: and I'm not actually jealous, what even gave you that impression in the first place?

Ahri: there's no need to hide how you feel.

Ahri: Like I said, you'll always be number one to me.

Grey: okay. One, I am not hiding anything from you.

Grey: and two, if there is a jealous one in this relationship, it is definitely you.

Ahri: me?

Ahri: why would I be jealous?

Ahri: are you saying that to distract me from the fact that YOU are jealous.

Grey: again, I'm not the jealous one, you are.

Grey: remember last week?

Grey: when you tried to claw Sona's eyes out.

Ahri: that b*tch was going to drug you so she can rape you! I can tell from the look on her eyes!

Grey: she was inviting me to her latest music show.

Ahri: that was just a trap to lure you to her house!

Grey: yeah?

Grey: well, remember when you almost broke Akali's arm last month?

Ahri: she was groping you!

Grey: we were having a training spar.

Ahri: training on what!? How to f*ck!?

Grey: weapons training.

Grey: we were fighting with weapons.

Grey: her hand didn't even come close to touching me directly.

Ahri: that's not how it looked like to me.

Grey: and what about that one time you punched Evelynn just because she was looking at me?

Grey: what was your reason for that?

Ahri: there's no reason, actually.

Ahri: I just wanted to punch that demon sl*t.

Grey: for the love of Sif.