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(Whatsapp)
(K/DA universe)
(this is a continue of page 29.)

Kai'sa: girls, why is my head trying to kill me?

Grey: Kai'sa, are you okay?

Kai'sa: wait, Grey?

Kai'sa: what are you doing in our groupchat?

Grey: you added me.

Kai'sa: when?

Grey: last night.

Kai'sa: speaking of last night, can you tell me what happened?

Grey: what do you remember?

Kai'sa: I don't remember anything, and my head is killing me.

Grey: That's easy to explain.

Grey: you went out drinking with Evelynn.

Kai'sa: I did?

Kai'sa: why would I do that? That sounds like the exact opposite of being the responsible one.

Grey: that's what I've been saying.

Grey: also, Evelynn apparently slipped something in your drinks.

Kai'sa: great.

Kai'sa: okay, I'm at our living room, and things are pretty weird.

Kai'sa: (well, weirder than usual.)

Kai'sa: Evelynn is making breakfast in her underwear, for some reason.

Kai'sa: what's weird is the fact she's making breakfast, not that she's in her underwear.

Kai'sa: and Ahri is on the couch with tears in her eyes while wearing a big sweater that say "I've been bad, so affection is forbidden until forgiven."

Grey: well, to put it simply, you and a drunk Evelynn had the "ingenious" idea to Kidnap Akali, and you managed to convince Ahri to go with it.

Kai'sa: wait, WHAT!?

Akali: yeah, I'm here, too.

Kai'sa: Akali, did we really do it!?

Akali: yeah.

Akali: I'm in Evelynn's bed right now.

Akali: naked.

Akali: WHY AM I IN EVELYNN'S BED AND NAKED!?!?

Kai'sa: wait, don't you remember what happened?

Akali: no! Evelynn knocked me out again!

Evelynn: you're in my bed naked because I was drunk and my mind was filled with our fan art.

Akali: DID YOU RAPE ME!?!?!?

Evelynn: it's not rape if the other person kept screaming "more" while they were unconscious.

Grey: calm down, she didn't touch you.

Grey: I was there when they let you go.

Grey: she just decided to leave you naked on her bed and sleep on the couch, because she wanted you to think that you two did it last night.

Kai'sa: oh thank god!

Kai'sa: Kidnapping was already bad enough, I did not want rape along with that.