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(Whatsapp)
(Subject: Qiyana.)
(special thanks to Flamius for giving me the idea for this page.)

Morgana: okay, which one of you b*tches told Qiyana about our groupchat?

Katarina: what?

Ahri: I thought we all agreed to not tell the spoiled b*tch about our groupchat.

Morgana: we did.

Morgana: but someone told her.

Morgana: and now she's bothering me nonstop about adding her.

Tiara: wait, why is she bothering YOU of all people?

Morgana: I'm the ademin.

Tiara: huh. Who would have thought?

Morgana: now, which one of you was it so I can kill her?

Katarina: don't look at me.

Katarina: I can't even stand to be near her.

Tiara: I can't stand being in the same building as her.

Ahri: it took Grey to use his Lord powers to stop me from killing her, so it's not me.

Sona: I genuinely hate her existence.

Evelynn: I'd rather go into Teemo's mushroom garden than actually hang around her.

Miss Fortune: I'd rather shoot myself than talk to her.

Miss Fortune: and I'm serious. I would honestly shoot myself around her if the Institute would just let me die.

Miss Fortune: but I can't because of that f*cking Champions' protection.

Karma: I am the most spiritually balanced person in all of Ionia, yet even my patients runs thin around her.

Vi: honestly, hating her is the one thing me and Jinx have in common.

Jinx: Yeah, I actually agree with Vi.

LeBlanc: you think you people can't stand her?

LeBlanc: I worked for Mordekaiser. I saw how true rulers act. And then some whore from an unknown kingdom with God-complex dares to actually act high and mighty around me?

LeBlanc: it's like Nasus having to deal with Zoe.

Morgana: THEN WHO WAS IT?!?!?

Ahri: we don't know.

Morgana: you know what? Just to spite whoever it is, I'm adding her.

Sona: hoe, don't you dare!

Ahri: yeah, don't punish all of us for the mistakes of one b*tch!

Morgana has added Qiyana.

Qiyana: How dare you not include me into this chat from the start!

Qiyana: did you people forget who I am!?

Miss Fortune: literally two texts from her and I already have Shock's barrel on my head.

Miss Fortune: and the summoners just took my guns.

Miss Fortune: does anyone know if Kindred is around?

Miss Fortune: I want to have a nice conversation with Wolf.

Miss Fortune: blood will be involved, but at least I'll have peace afterwards.

Tiara: this reminds me, we should add Lamb later.

Morgana: anyway, who told you about our chat?

Qiyana: who told me is not important.

Qiyana: what is important is that you peasants never told me about this groupchat made for female champions!

Katarina: "peasants"?

Tiara: b*tch, I'm a direct descendant of the gods, YOU are the peasant compared to me.

Sona: I'm a Demacian noble, so how am I a peasant?

Vi: we at Piltover don't care about royalty, so stuff like peasants don't exist.

Karma: neither in Ionia.

Qiyana: your opinions mean nothing!

Qiyana: I am the future empress of Ixtal! Only my opinions matter.

Sona: last time I checked, your parents would rather burn the Kingdom than give it to you.

Evelynn: Ha!

Tiara: well played, Sona.

Katarina: also, last time I checked, Ixtal was barely the size of Piltover.

Katarina: and that's WITHOUT including Zaun.

Jinx: plus, aren't you like, 11th place to the throne.

Qiyana: I am the true ruler of Ixtal, no matter what anyone else says!

Evelynn: I'm a Demon of agony, but hearing her talk is torture I wouldn't put anyone through.

Morgana: if you want her to stop, then tell me who told her!

Ahri: we didn't tell her!

Ahri: so why are we being tortured by having to put up with her?

Morgana: well, someone told her and they must pay!

LeBlanc: maybe it was Lux.

LeBlanc: it could be her way of revenge for us kicking her out.

Qiyana: it wasn't the light idiot.

Qiyana: I don't actually talk to her.

Qiyana: her constant use of puns makes me want to rip my ears off.

Sona: wow.

Sona: she actually said something reasonable.

Katarina: I just found out who it was.

Morgana: well, who was the b*tch?

Katarina: it's not actually a b*tch.

Katarina: but the son of one.

Katarina: it was Draven.

Tiara: what?

Tiara: how?

Ahri: and more importantly, why?

Katarina: Apparently, Draven got drunk and started taunting Qiyana about how she wasn't even added to our groupchat.

Katarina: and that's how she found out.

Miss Fortune: so, does that mean we don't have to suffer the spoiled b*tch being here anymore since it wasn't any of us?

Qiyana: don't you dare, filth!

Qiyana: I am an empress, and I deserve your respect.

Morgana: you're right, Qiyana.

Morgana: in fact, I'm going to start treating you with the respect you TRULY deserve.

Morgana has removed Qiyana.

Morgana: I think I had a tiny orgasim from doing that.

Sona: not a single person here blames you.

Miss Fortune: on an entirely new subject, who wants to start aiming for Draven's crotch inside the rift from now on?