Villain chat

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Pythor has logged on
Pythor: hello fellow comrades
Overlord: great. We start this conversation off with a lower class villain.
Pythor: and what would that mean?!
Cryptor: the overlord is saying that there are three rankings of being a villain. Lower class, middle class and higher class. He is accusing you of being lower class and himself higher class.
Pythor: I'm not lower class!! At worse I'm middle class
Chen: so who would count as a lower class?
Crux: you.
Chen: HEEYY!
Garmadon: must you scream?
Harumi: this is a chat room garmadon. You can't hear sound.
Vex: so where am I on the scale?
Cryptor: .....processing.....
Cryptor: lower class villains are: Chen, Samukai, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Vex, Yang
Morro: I'm only a lower class because I'm not a villain!
Harumi: yeah right.
Morro: It's true!
Yang: I should know.
Vex: Why am I lower class!? I practically killed a bunch of people
Cryptor: correction. The emperor practically killed a bunch of people. All you did was corrupt him
Overlord: so that dumb nindroid who killed me went to kill a bunch of other people!?
Vex: it's a long story.
Cryptor: ahem! Middle class villains are: Pythor, Kozu, myself, Krux
Harumi: how come they are better than me?!
Morro: all you did was summon an evil guy and killed your parents. That's not being evil that's being a jerk.
Harumi: same thing!
Overlord: shut up you two so Cryptor can finish!
Cryptor: higher class villains are Garmadon, Overlord, Nadakhan, the great devourer
Pythor: I understand Overlord being a higher class one but seriously!?! Nadakhan!?
Nadakhan: and what is this supposed to mean?
Pythor: you only feed of others stupidity!! You couldn't even get the dummest one in the group!
TGD: hssssss.....
Pythor: I agree.
Overlord: didn't that thing basically kill you Pythor?
Pythor: we've forgiven each other
Garmadon: I still haven't.😒
TGD: HIISSSSSSSS
Harumi: pardon?
Pythor: neither has he.
Krux: what have you got against snakes anyway Garms?
Garmadon: do not call me that Krux.
Acronix: I thought we hated Garmadon and Wu, Krux?
Krux: since we are all dead there is no use holding a grudge.
Acronix: I thought you were supposed to be the stubborn one?
Krux: lit us discus this later
Acronix: and why do you have a Borg tablet? I thought we were dead and you hated technology?
Krux: Like I said before! No use holding a grudge. Even against technology...
Vex: so I'm basically chatting with a bunch of dead people right now?
Every one here who is dead: yep.
Vex: screw this!
Vex has left
Acronix has left
Krux has left
Garmadon: sooo.....
Harumi: I'm going to see if Lloyd is still interested.
Garmadon: No!!
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