Villain and side character chat

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Pythor: Cryptor? I need a word with you.
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Cryptor: if this is about you being a middle class villain then that is not my fault.
Harumi: actually we were wondering where the traitors are.
Cryptor: traitors?
Morro: are you referring to me, Yang and Echo?
Chen: yes we are.
Pythor: there is no 'we' Chen. If you are in on this then I am out!
Acronix: wouldn't that just make you a traitor too?
Pythor: nobody asked you Acronix.
Dareth: hey ronin? Should we tell the ninja about this?
Ronin: YOU IDIOT! You clicked out of private chat.
Krux: how long have they been here?
Dareth: the whole time.
Ronin: DARETH!!!
Dareth: oops.
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Cryptor: should we do something about him?
Morro: leave him. He's not worth it.
Ronin: I know right? Dareth is the worst undercover agent ever.
Yang: he was referring to you.
Ronin: riiight.. I ought to go.
Echo: aren't you that thief that stole a bunch of stuff?
Ronin: and aren't you Zane's brother?
Echo: that is correct.
Harumi: So THATS why you betrayed us!!
Echo: I don't have time for this.
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Pythor: I just realised something strange:
Cryptor: and what is that?
Pythor: how come the higher class villains aren't here?
Garmadon: because they think they are too good for you.
Harumi: rood.
Cryptor: *rude
Harumi: IK HOW 2 SPEL BUCKET HED!!
Cryptor: translation?
Morro: Lloyd is the only one who can speak both ways and he's a good guy so he can't translate now.
Yang: well that's just great.
Cryptor: I do not see how.
Harumi: sarcasm!
Cryptor: oh..
Pythor: but back to what I was saying. What do you mean they think they are 'too good for us'?
Garmadon: they all think they are too cool to talk the the middle class villains who are really lean. Their words not mine.
Acronix: then why are you here
Garmadon: I find it excruciatingly boring listening to the higher class villains talking about who is the most evil. So I decided to talk to the villains who ultimately screw up more than them. It is a pleasant way to pass the time. My words not theirs.
Harumi: may I remind you that you also screwed up multiple times?
Garmadon: no. You may not.
Everyone except Harumi, Garmadon and Cryptor: bbwwwwaaaaahahahaahahaaha!!!
Cryptor: I don't get it.
Krux: GARMADON JUST ROASTED THE HECK OUT OF RUMI!! HAHAHA!!
Cryptor: some one has been 'roasted'? I shall bring a fire extinguisher.
Harumi: it's just a figure of so each Cryptor.
Cryptor: oh?
Acronix: it means Garmadon said something funny about Harumi.
Cryptor: word, Roasted, added to vocabulary.
Pythor: we are a lost cause. 😞
Morro: alright, pipe down negative Nancy. This is just typical nindroid behaviour.
Harumi: That was sarcasm with a mix of roasted and sass
Cryptor: understood
Pythor: okay.. I'm going.
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Krux: me too.
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Garmadon: I believe the general liveliness of this conversation has plummeted.
Harumi: what?
Garmadon: never mind.
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