(I'm just going to say it here, not like this warning is going to stop anybody but just so wattpad doesn't get mad, WARNING BAD LANGUAGE! LIKE REALLY BAD! CHILDREN SHOULD NOT READ THIS, OR REPEAT IT DURING CHURCH, SUNDAY SCHOOL, OR TO THEIR INNOCENT ELDERLY GRANNIES! Well now that that's out of the way you can ignore me (we all know these warnings never once worked) and read on)
*3rd pov*
Ozpin: *sigh* Yes that appears to be Summer Rose....
Ruby: Really?! Mom's back?!!
Ozpin: That's a simple question with a complicated answer... Yes Summer Rose is back but no she isn't your mother... Yet.
Yang: What do you mean?
Summer: Shut up you damn rapist!
Yang: I swear to god I'll hurt you. SJWs won't get angry if I beat you so bad that they can't identify your damn gender. According to them there may be countless genders but "bloodstain" ain't one yet so watch it!
Ozpin: What I mean is, this is Summer Rose... But she some how reverted back to before she was put in charge of a team here... She personality and all...
Goodwitch: OHM FUCKING DAMNIT! AGAIN?! NO I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!
Everyone sweatdropped aside from Ozpin, who if he were completely honest with himself agreed with her.
Summer: The fucks your problem?
Goodwitch pulled out her riding crop but was quickly held back by Ozpin.
Summer scoffed.
Summer: Really bitch? Gonna announce your kinks to the entire world just like that? Who the fuck fights with a fucking sadist toy? You are one desperate slut aren't you? Sorry, you wanton whore, I'm not interested. The other fucking blonde asshole that tackled me through a wall has a better chance. At least he doesn't look like he would infect me with every STD in the goddamn world.
Goodwitch: I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU, YOU ARROGANT LITTLE SLUT!
Ozpin: Calm down Glynda.
Goodwitch: CALM DOWN?! DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER!! FOUR YEARS!!! FOUR YEARS OF UTTER BULLSHIT! I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU, COFFEE GUZZLING FUCK?! NEVER AGAIN! YOU WILL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!!!
Yang: Was she always like this?
Ozpin sighs while holding back the raging woman.
Ozpin: Summer Rose has that effect on people. She calmed down a lot after graduation but, well... Let's just say everyone in your parents' team has their, let's call them quirks. Qrow enjoys his liquor, your father enjoyed chasing the fairer sex, your mother, Yang, believed she was above everyone, and Summer-
Goodwitch: THIS BITCH IS THE MOST STUCK UP, ARROGANT, VIOLENT MOTHERFUCKING CUNT TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF REMNANT!
Summer narrowed her eyes and pulled out her gun.
Summer: You wanna die you syphilis addled worn-out whore? Cuz I got a good fucking cure for your disrespect here in my thorn right here. Give me a fucking excuse, bitch, I DARE you...
Goodwitch: GLADLY!!!
Ozpin sighs
Ozpin: Fuck it's happening all over again... Yang? Can you drag Summer and the rest of your team off? I'll get Professor Goodwitch here to calm down, but we need to separate them before the destroy the entire building to kill each other...
Summer was about to complain but she was suddenly hit with a chair upside her head knocking her out cold. Everyone turned to see Neo whistling while utterly failing to hide a large broken wooden chair behind her back.
Yang: You know what? Sure that works actually... Just please don't make this a habit please?
She brightened up and nodded her head.
Blake: You shouldn't encourage that kind of behavior Yang.
He turned to her.
Yang: So your telling me you want to hear both of them arguing and trying to kill each other?
Blake just sighed and gestured us to take her back to their room.
Yang: Is that all Ozpin?
He turned to him only to see Ozpin already walking away with an unconscious Goodwitch muttering obscenities to himself.
Yang: Ruby... Y'know what? I don't care anymore. I got a feeling the cursing isn't gonna stop anytime soon... Just look the words up on your scroll. I'll talk to Ozpin about fixing the wall. Neo can take my bed, Summer with Ruby, sound good everyone?
Ruby: What about you big brother?
Yang: Dunno yet. Probably the floor though.
The girls looked upset when he said that and noticing that Yang just facepalmed.
Yang: Before you girls wanted me to get another room cuz you didn't want me there while you sleep but now... Look we will talk about it later alright. I got my hands full trying to wrap my head around the fact that this bitch who shot me and swears worse than anyone I've ever met is the woman who birthed and raised a girl like Ruby.
As Yang drug the still unconscious Summer away, Neo skipping along behind him, Weiss Schnee voiced everyone's thoughts nicely.
Weiss: What the hell's going on?!
Blake sighed.
Blake: I was kinda hoping you would know. Ruby, was that really your mother? She seems different from the way you describe her?
Ruby: Nope. She was nothing like this at home. Though my uncle did once say she was the reason he drank so much. Never really believed him till now...
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(A/n sorry for the short chapter, but I've been stressed out as of late. Ya see I'm apprenticing and was in the fun situation of having no idea if I was in the work quarantine or not. School has been pretty much cancelled except online and most of my dumbass profs never used the online courses before. No joke one out out an online test but instead of it being blank he uploaded the test with all the answers filled in... Anyway turns out my mentor is on call in case of emergency and I'm listed as on paid leave due to virus. Good news I get paid for this shit, and news is I'm bored shitless. Beat Doom eternal, waiting for borderlands 3 dlc 2. Now I preordered Persona 5 royal off amazon cuz why the fuck not I'm stuck at home with my paranoid father only letting my gf come over due to our parents (or parent in my case my moms dead) being friends.)
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RandomHe can't remember his mother. His step mother went on a mission and never returned. He once almost got his half sister killed. These are the things that Yang Xiaolong blamed on himself. His father was a wreck so he had to be strong for everyone but...
