Jay: Bella, How do I get girls to like me?
Bella: hmm... Girls like one thing, it's tits!
Jay: really?
Bella: *nods* If you have big tits, you'll do fine.
Jay: *looks at her chest then looks at her own* umm..
Bella: ah I see. You are a F.L.A.T my friend.
Jay: A flat?
Bella: Forever Lacking Any Tits!! You're flat chested!!
Jay: O-oh! What should I do?
Bella: Well.. either find a girl that likes small boobs, or get breast implants?
Jay: What's Breast Implants?
Bella: Mutters: Jeez straight to the Breast Implants huh? *clears throat* It's surgery to make your boobs bigger.
Jay: oh! Maybe I should do that.
Bella: mutters: Or go with the first option, like no biggie.
Jay: Thanks for the advice Bella!! *smiles and runs off*
Bella: Another person helped!!
Axel: You literally gave the worst advice in mankind. You could've told her to go meet a few people, get to know them y'know?
Bella: *sticks tongue out at him*
