Jake: *pacing back in forth*
John: Jake what are you doing?
Jake: It's hard!
John: What's hard?
Jake: Resisting dangerous urges!
John: Dangerous urges? Like what?
Jake: I've been getting homicidal thoughts! This morning a kid made fun of my hair! I thought of him with a knife in his heart!
John: Um...
Jake: Then I felt like having heated sex with Dami. I want him so badly! *whines*
John: Where's all this coming from?
Jake: I um...
John: Jakey.
Jake: I'm christian!!
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Felix: Jakey, you know you're literally dating the prince of Hell right?
Jake: *nods*
Felix: If you keep being Christian, you're hurting Dami.
Jamey: Jake our family is literally demons. We just marry humans well except for Jerry and Max. Those two demons.
Jake: *nods trying to process everything*
Jamey: Plus Dami's my little brother. *pulls on his shirt* You hurt him, I hurt you. *takes off his cross necklace*
Jake: *squeaks*
Jamey: *hums in response turning it upside down and putting it back on him* From now on, try wearing it like this. Do. Not. Turn. It. Around.
Jake: Y-yes s-sir!
Felix: Did ya have to be so mean?
Jamey: You asked for this. You said to give you advice.
Felix: Okay true...
