John: *takes a giant bite out of a burger and chews on it*
Felix: Honey don't inhale your food.
John: *swallows it* I can't help it! I'm really hungry!! *eats it all*
Felix: *sighs* If you puke, it's not my fault.
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John: *eating a bunch of cookies*
Felix: We just bought those.
John: Oh did we? *already eaten them all*
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Felix: Spaghetti! *gives John the plate*
John: Thank you honey~ *starts eating it*
Felix: No problem honey~ *goes to serve himself some*
John: More please! *holds out the empty plate*
Felix: *stares at it* ..... oh... *takes it and serves him more*
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Felix: John your getting a bit of Belly.
John: Are you saying I'm Fat?! *tears up*
Felix: nonononono!! It's just- You've been eating a lot!
John: Oh!! So you're saying I'm a PIG?!
Felix: No!! I am not saying you're a pig!! I'm just saying the baby must be really hungry if you ate all that food!!
John: *blushes in embarrassment and huffs* Fuck off! *drinks a cup of water*
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John eats a lot! But he also throws up specific food like Soda.
