Carmey: Dad so like at school I have to write about my hero and since I can't like do Homer simpson because he's a cartoon character, I wanna write about you.
Max: *stops drinking his coffee* Why am I second choice?
Carmey: You and Ma fool around like a lot. I was mostly raised by tv.
Max: Whaaat? No!
Carmey: Just show me where you work!
Max: *grumbles* Alright, at least you didn't choose Alex.
Carmey: Oh I wanted to but-
Max: I'll show you! I'll show you!
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Carmey: Nice police house.
Max: It's a station.
Carmey: Employee of the month? Hey! Mom's on here!
Max: Yeah that was a while ago.
Carmey: Why'd he stop?
Max: I made him quit. I didn't want him... to get shot.
Carmey: Lame!
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Jerry: Do you still wanna be a cop?
Carmey: Kinda. Only if I'm allowed a piercing!!
Jerry: You get one.
Carmey: Tongue piercing.
Jerry: Ear piercing.
Carmey: fiiine. Both ears.
Jerry: Deal.
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Carmey: Daddy look at my earrings!! *shows them off*
Max: *looking at crime folders* That's nice dear.
Carmey: You didn't even look! Also I wanna be a cop.
Max: *drops his folders*
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