BABY! HARVEY MILLS.

THREE !

HONEY PIE😙😙

hey stell

what is this world we are living in
u text first and open with a NICKNAME
who are u🥰🥰🥰

don't be weird about it

okay okay i will not

anyway
hi

hello
did u need sum??

no i just wanted to talk to you

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

okay this was a bad idea

NO NO
come back sugar plum 🥺🥺

okay i call you a nice nickname
a generic one
and you're calling me the weirdest shit
i think i have ever heard

PROFANITY

what?

u said the s word😳😳
ommm
i'm telling

shit?

do u kiss ur mother with that mouth
mr

what

oh nevermind
and in response
I CALL U HARV SOMETIMES

fair point
but still
is calling me things like
chocolate toaster really necessary

yes
yes it is
and that's a good one harvey wel dun!!
i'll 😉😉use it

oh great stuff

so did you download instagram yet

no
why

just curious

well i haven't

okays
u should tho
so i can comment cute things on ur posts
☺️☺️☺️

okay if anything
that's made me not want to get it
even more

why can u not accept my
love and affection
😔😔😔😔😔

i would
if you stopped with all the nicknames

u are a hard man to bargain
with mr harvey

am i now

yes
yes u are
the nicknames shall continue

ugh
i regret messaging you now

i felt that one right in my
left atrium 😔😔😔😔

sorry about it

it's okay
the pain doesn't compare to the pain i felt when i found out you weren't actually
jb 😅😅😅

did you really think a random number
on twitter would actually be justin
biebers

yes
twas a very convincing post actually

hahaha ok

wouldn't it be so cool to be famous

no

oh
way to look on the bright side of life

sorry
but i just think it's annoying to have
everyone constantly in your private life
and wanting to know everything about you
you lose all sense of privacy and your life is
projected for the world to see
doesn't sound very nice to me

you speak as if it's from experience

why would it be

i don't know
are u secretly famous

no

not even like living a secret life where ur
in like a small town kpop band that performs
in like underground illegal speakeasies

no

you'd be 10 times cooler if u were
u should run with that

i'm okay thanks

ur no fun

sorry honey pie

U USED A NICKNAME

i regretted it instantly

u shouldn't
you are moving up in the world harvey boy
i'm proud of u

thank you