~✦ 𝓹𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓾𝓹 𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮✦~

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a / n : s-some n-nasty ass ,, uhm ,, d-dirty t-t-talk down th-ere ???? 


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This was stupid. It really was. But it was fun, and even though you won't admit tit, you secretly loved it- 

You see , for a little while, you and Dabi have been having this tiny little competition, well, series of competitions, where you two will start throwing pick-up lines at each other, and the first to blush or laugh, as in laugh loses. You declared boldly when Dabi gave out this idea that the first to five win. And, currently, the mental score was 3 - 1 with Dabi winning. 

Today, with some pick-up lines in your mind, you really wanted to shoot at him, hoping that you'd at least win one more round. 

You took a seat in front of him on the dining table, watching him eat so intensely, and the moment he looked up at you, you smiled 'sweetly'

"I wish I can be your coronary artery, so that I can be wrapped around your heart." 

All he did was give the smallest smirk, before leaning against the table, placing down his mug of coffee "Well, let's play carpenter. We'll get hammered first and then, I'll nail you." 

The damned bastard. He always kept throwing these dirty ones, knowing how easily you blush. But you refused to give in! Crossing your arms under your chest, you thought that maybe if you couldn't make him blush with the pickup line, you'd do it in- other ways.

"Well, the only hierarchy I am okay with, is you on top of me." you leaned against the table, pushing your body as you gave him a lewd smirk. 

He had to stifle his laugh, before he smirked "I would tell you a pickup line about my dick, but it's too long." 

You rose an eyebrow and quickly remarked "And I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you wouldn't get it." your smirk was smug, and his expression twitched, before he chuckled dryly.

"Well, it seems like you wanna play the shark game." 

Now was your turn to scrunch your face in confusion "Shark game..? What shark game?" 

He gave finger guns and winked "I eat you, and you scream." 

You held back the laugh trying to escape you and closed your eyes to keep it in. 

Regaining your composure, you looked at him and winked 

"Are you an orphanage? 'Cause I wanna give you kids."

You knew he had a soft spot for the topic of building a especially with you, you could see the blush creeping up his cheeks, and without even giving him a break, you called "Are Christmas? Because I wanna merry you !!" 

You could see his cheeks turn dark red and he looked to the side, huffing deeply. "You can't do this to me!" he slammed his hands on the table, standing up and looking to the side. 

You couldn't help but squeak loudly and jumped up, wrapping your arms around his neck and clinging, as you wiggled around happily, before peppering his neck and cheeks, wherever you could reach as you squealed "I did it! I won!!"

Dabi held your waist, but refused to look at you, as he muttered "S-Shut up.." 


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[ last update : 13 SEPT 2019 ]

[ this update : 11 JAN 2020 ]

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