warmth [dabi x reader]

~✦ 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 ✦~

"Dabi!" a voice rang throughout the apartment, the calls growing louder and wilder with every passing moment. 

"Oh mY LORD, DABI! I AM CALLING YOU!"

"WAAAH! DAAAAABIIIIIIII!!!" 

"DABI DABI DAAAABIIIIII!"

"Gosh, Y/n, can't I even take a piss in peace?" he grumbled as he exited the bathroom, rubbing his hands on his pants [ ew! ] He walked to where the calls were coming from, peering through the frame of the kitchen's door. 

"Why are you calling me like crazy?" he looked at his girlfriend who was literally over the cabinets, holding a broom in her hand and waving it. 

"A spider! There! Look!" she frantically spoke, and he turned his head snorting in amusement. 

"A spider? I thought you weren't sc-" his eyes went wide at the sight and he hopped towards her, his lower lip pulled down as his eyes went wide. 

"What the fuck is that!?" 

Whatever that thing was, it was far beyond a tiny spider that he was used to Y/n picking on paper and tossing out! It was huge! Hairy! Was that a freaking tarantula!? How the hell did it even get here??

He felt Y/n wave her broom at it from behind him as she screeched when the creature took a couple steps towards them.

"DABI!!!!" she screeched again, tears streaming down her cheeks as she got tired of calling his name "Kill it!" 

"Don't you always say to treat spiders how you want to be treated!?" he glanced at her over his shoulder, only to feel her smack the back of his head with the broom

"If I was that scary I wouldn't mind being killed! Just kill it!" 

Y/n expected her boyfriend to take a slipper and smack the living shit out of it, but the flame that erupted from his hand towards the spider proved her wrong, her eyes going wide. 

". . . I didn't expect you to do that." she paused, looking at the burning chair on which the spider stood. 

"You insisted that I kill it."

"Well, I think I will pass the burning chair since the spider is- EEK!!! DABI IT'S NOT DEAD!" She pointed at the roof, hopping at Dabi to cling to him as he stared with horror-filled eyes at the creature that was now crawling towards them. 

He pulled his hand out and flames erupted out towards it, but the spider was moving faster across the roof, and fire was eating everything. 

Dabi's whole focus now was to burn the spider down as he followed after it with his blue flames, but damn! That spider was a good gymnastic player! 

Just as the fire was about to move out of the kitchen, white clouds filled the place, turning the fire off with a loud 'PSSSSSH!' noise. 

Dabi coughed and wheezed as he dropped to his knees, before looking at the emerging figure from the white smoke. It was his Y/n. She crouched down beside him and hugged him close, before whining "We almost burnt down the apartment..!" 

He shook his head "It's fine." Before looking around again "But where is that damn spider??" with squinted eyes, he scanned the place, before something fell on his lap. 

It was that spider.

Dead. 

But, it was the spider nonetheless.

"EEEEEEEEK!!!!!" Y/n hopped off of him, landing outside the whole kitchen as she waved her hand "T-Toss it out!!"

Dabi slowly picked it up from it's folded leg, as he turned to Y/n with a smug expression "Toss it out?" he slowly stood to his feet and watched her face turn into a horrified one. 

"L-Listen here, Dabi, don't you fucking dare. I swear to God, Dabi, I- NO! NO! FUCK OFF!! AAAA!!!" 

The male ran after her, cackling evilly as he held the dead creature in hand. 

A moment of silence for the dead spider. [ And Dabi's soul after he gets rid of it. ] 

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A/n : Dabi is dead now after Y/n smacked him with the broom's stick. R.i.p. You will be remembered, mate.