Author's Note: I apologize in advance for the monstrosity you're about to read. The idea came to me in some weird fever dream, and I, for some reason, decided to share it with the internet.
All characters have been aged up to whatever age is the least weird to talk about their asses at (Idk man). Also, the majority of this book, including this, was written at an ungodly hour, so I apologize for any grammatical errors.
Once again, I'm so sorry for what you're about to read.
-Blu🌱
