TWO WEEKS LATER
GROUP CHAT WITH PARENTS
Alice: tonight we have an info session about college in Riverdale high, all welcome!
FP: all?
Alice: yes all FP
Reggie: one day you guys will love each other
Jughead: again
Penelope: again???
Betty: shut up jughead
Alice: well said Betty
Betty; i am still not breaking up with him mom
Fp: hahahahaha
Jughead: well said betty
Hiram: i am glad my daughter is single !
Veronica: we know daddy
Betty: kisses to you V
Kevin: and to me?
Betty: always kev
Tom: maybe you can be with betty?
Kevin: dad ?!!
Mary: hahahahaha and i have the stupid son hahahaha
Archie: mom?!
Betty: just shut up archie
Archie: i am sorrryyyy okay?
Hiram; no, never
Jughead: another person who wants to kill you
Veronica: 5 for archie
Mary: okay see my son did something stupid but don't go that far.
Alice: betty if your boyfriend kills someone i am transferring you to greendale
Betty: oops
Fangs: noioioi, and i oop
SP: who is going to kill fangs for me
Veronica: it's my dads hobby so why not him
Reggie: good idea
Hiram: like that plan
Fp: people be normal please
Alice: fp we know you killed people
Penelope; didn't everyone?
Betty: ha ha ha
Veronica: she is right
Cheryl: we all are in the hunger games
Toni: okay my partner is cheryl
Betty: i choose Juggie
Kevin: give me veronica, let's go shopping?!
Veronica: good idea
Archie: i want my mommy
Mary: yeah little archiebaby
Hiram: i choose myself, hottest one, strongest one, just best one
Alice: okay but we were here for college information
Betty: i can't go
Alice: you have to
Jughead: she has important plans
Veronica: verryyyyy important
Kevin: more than very important
Alice: what you gonna do?
Betty: have very great passionate, steamy, dirty sex in the shower
Fp: good boy
Jughead: mmmmm
Veronica: yessss my babe getting laid
Cheryl: you go cousin
Toni: me too 😏
Kevin: i want someone to have that with
Archie: i am single kevin.
Alice: betty boop you're not allowed to do that.
Betty: you were not allowed to have sex with fp
Fangs: and i oop
Toni: you go FP
Jughead: babe goes hard
Betty: i hope you go hard tooooo 😏
Sp: didn't need to know that
Veronica: you gooooo baby B
Alice: pfffffffff you teenagers
Hiram: yessss just have no sex. Even when you are so sexually frustrated that the key lock hole looks sexy or the top of a beer bottle
Archie: i get that daddy
Fp: i think someone has experience
Kevin: and someone else is frustrated too
Alice: pfffff where are the teenagers going ...
Jughead: to your daughters room
Betty: hahahahahahahahaha
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Sorry archie will be okay any time soon
