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Rumour has it (Draco Malfoy)

"Did you hear? Malfoy's got a hickey!" Susan announced excitedly as she sat down. Hannah gasped and spat out her orange juice.

"You're joking me! Malfoy? With a hickey? Who's the lucky lady?" Hannah questioned Susan, who shrugged. Hufflepuffs love to gossip, and my best friends were no exception. The three of us swivelled around in our chairs to stare at Malfoy as he ate breakfast. There, for all to see, was a hickey the size of hippogriff on his neck.

"Wow. Do you think there's a girl with a matching one?" I asked, knowing Susan would spread the news as soon as we speculated it.

"Ooh. Interesting." Hannah looked around indiscreetly, and I had to laugh.

"Be more subtle!" She poked her tongue out and I took a bite of my toast. Susan stabbed her sausage and then stabbed it some more.

"Hey! What did the pig do to you? What's up?" I took her fork away and she frowned.

"Who do you think it is? Lucky bitch." She mumbled, and I gasped.

"You like him! What?" Hannah covered her mouth in shock, and Susan hung her head.

"He's drop dead fucking gorgeous, of course I like him. So what if he's a prick, he's a hot one."

"Susan!" I swatted her arm and she looked shocked.

"What? Its true!" I nodded in agreement, because it was. My eyes flicked towards him across the dining hall, where he was already staring at me. He winked, and I grinned before looking away.

"He just fucking winked at you Susan, I shit you not!" Hannah flailed around in panic, and Susan's head went straight onto her plate.

"How the fuck did he hear us? Just kill me already." Susan groaned before lifting her head. Tomato sauce was smeared all over it.

"There's sauce on your head." Hannah pointed out helpfully, and Susan wiped it off before licking it off her finger.

"That's blood." Hannah and I said in unison as I noticed more coming off her head.

"Nice one. Shot not going to Pomfrey." Hannah groaned as they stood up, knowing it was her turn to take Susan.

"Bye. See you second." We had a free first period, and I waved. When I polished off my breakfast I stood up from the bench and walked out the Great Hall. I saw a blond following me, and I went straight to the room of requirement. After I sat down on a sofa the door opened again. Draco grinned as I stood up.

"You're an idiot! Why are you parading the damn hickey around?" He laughed as he wrapped his hands around my waist.

"Did you see the ruckus you caused? Steer clear from my neck this time!" He moved his head suddenly and I stepped back, glaring at him.

"Hey! Don't joke about that! Seriously, you've got to cover your neck! Your fathers going to hear about this!" Godric knew how, but Lucius Malfoy could find out anything and everything. Draco stopped laughing and he froze.

"For some reason, I didn't think of that. At least you're a pureblood." He stole a kiss and I pulled away.

"This is serious. I hope you realise I'm not meeting him. Bring Parkinson or something. I'm sure she'll happily pretend she did it." Draco nodded solemnly.

"Yes, Pansy and I have definitely fucked eleven times." I gasped.

"Hey! You're such a weirdo! Why do you keep count?" I swatted his arm and he winked at me.

"Can't help it, angel. Hey, what's the time?" He cast a quick tempus to reveal we had fifteen minutes.

"Seriously, Dray. This isn't good. You could have cast a glamour." I put my hands on my hips, and he pecked my lips.