Tanaka Miyo, a world-famous figure in karate, archery, fencing, boxing, many sports, and surprisingly--ballet, was suddenly killed one day at the hands of a mysterious person.
As it turns out, that mysterious person just so happened to be a supreme...
AAARGHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE PEOPLE CHANGED THE TOURNAMENT DATE TO NEXT WEEK!!
Now, considering how I am a world-level karate champion, you may be thinking that I LOVE competing with other people. But really, I originally started it to prove to my parents that a lady doesn't NEED to be " lady-like ", and over time, I just started to develop an immense love of WINNING, and an intense loath of LOSING/FAILING.
Anyway, I've set that straight now, so let me briefly tell you about my situation right now.
( And no, I'm not gonna introduce myself because I did in the last chapter already and really honestly AUTHOR~SAMA AIN'T GOT TIME FOR DAT)
So basically, I was just dropped off by my driver at the tournament venue, and I walk inside, and there is a sign that reads:
" THE 2020 ANNUAL BOXING CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE MOVED TO NEXT WEEK AT THE SAME TIME. FORGIVE US FOR THE INCONVENIENCE"
"OH HELL NO" I thought in my head as I zoomed right back out through the doors toward where my driver's car was parked.
.
.
.
He was gone.
Ughh, now how am I going to get home? It was like a 40 MINUTE DRIVE to get here!
Aaaand that is where I am at now. Guess I'll have to walk home. So I walk for like a solid hour before I get recognized by some crazy fan and make a run towards my home. But then I realize that it is probably a bad idea to lead a crazy fan to my home, so I quickly turn from the direction I was originally headed in, and with my impressive athletic prowess, I outrun him until I come to a slow pause to catch my breath. I was walking peacefully on the sidewalk, and then I heard something.
...and it sounded like a truck.
.....and I didn't see any vehicles around on the street.
Then I come back to my senses, whirl around toward the wall on the side of the sidewalk, and I peer over it.
And there she is, in all her mother-trucking glory--
...Truck~sama
So I see she is about two meters away from crashing into the wall, when I start booking it toward the other direction.
Only, I wasn't gong anywhere?
...Oh, my sweater got stuck on a tree limb.
OH F*CK WHY MY LIFE WAS GOING SO WELL
...then all I see are the bright headlights of Truck~sama's face, and all I hear is the sound of my ribs and bones being crushed , thinking:
"Wait no am I dying?"
"I DON'T WANNA DIE SOMEONE HELP! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO REREAD THAT ROMANCE NOVEL THAT I LOVED! wuwu..."
"Wait a second how the f*ck am I still alive?"
And then everything turned black.
...then white.
THEN EVERYTHING WAS GLOWING AND MY EYES WENT ALL BLUE DABADEEDADBODA-
But seriously though, my eyes were blinded and it took a long second for me to regain focus. When I finally did, I saw a REALLY pretty woman. She had long, purple hair, and- Well, let's just say she looked like this:
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"Hello, there little soul," the pretty lady said.
"Um, hello???" I replied in a questioning tone, as I could barely see.
"Listen, I need to make this brief. So, I am the goddess of fate, fortune, karma, etc. right? So, on the day you died-"
Oh so I did die.
"-I was watching over the civilians in the city, and a truck was malfunctioning and was headed toward a group of people crossing the street, so I transported it to a street that I thought had nobody, but it ended up crashing into you. I am really sorry human!"
"WAIT A MINUTE SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT MY DEATH WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I SHOULD HAVE LIVED BUT NO YOU JUST HAD TO SEND A TRUCK FLYING INTO ME-"
"Ah ha ha... whoops?"
"-GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE YOU PIECE OF %#&$!!!"
"Okay,OKAY! How about this, you wanted to reread that romance novel correct?"
"Um, YEAH? So what about it?"
I swear if this biss sends me to the world of that novel like one of those cliche transmigration novels-- ha, what am I even thinking, there's no way she would-
"I am going to send you to the world of , uh, "Swords and Roses" I think it was called."
NO WAY I WAS TROLLING
"YES OHMAHGOSH THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN MY LAST LIFE WOOHOO!!!"
"And as compensation, I will grant you one wish in this life."
Hmm...
" Can I be reborn as someone who has front row seats to watch the ML and FL progress?"
"Sure, why not. Anyway, I'm running late for a meeting, so I'll send you off now."
"Hey, you."
"Yes? What is it?"
"What's your name? Let's be friends."
"F-friends? Um, just call me Luna," Luna replied with a light blush dusting her cheeks paired with an angelic smile.
AAAH THE BRIGHTNESS IS TOO MUCH!!!
"Well, I let's meet again in the future!"
"Of course!"
...And Luna~chan sent me off to the Mediocris Kingdom, where the plot of SAR (Swords and Roses) has yet to unravel with a literally beaming smile on her face!
Author's Note:
Thank you guys so much for reading! I am really sorry if I make any mistakes and will be more than happy to fix them if you tell me in the comments. My story may also be a bit cliche but I will try my best to at least make it a bit different from others, though I may not be great at it. Whelp, please stay tuned my little ones~
