A/N from after I wrote this. This entire chapter is on something. I don't know what I was doing while I wrote this.
MICHEAL POV
I know I just saw Jeremy at school but I can't help it, I wanna see him again and play Apocalypse of the Damned, fuck it, I'm texting my boyf
TheGayestofGays: Hey Jewemyyyyyyyy
What Micha: HeereandQueere
TheGayestofGays: come to my house
Ok, be there in 10: HeereandQueere
~time skip brought to you by Jebron Lames~
JEREMY POV
I got to the door (jk I broke in through his window) and got greeted with a lovely "WHAT THE FUCK JEREMY" from Micheal "oh so I don't get a hello" "BITCH YOU JUST BURST THROUGH MY WINDOW HOW DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA RESPOND" "I don't know maybe with a 'oh hi Jeremy how are you thanks for coming over' but nooooo" "just come down stairs and let's play apocalypse of the damned" we went down and started playing. It was pretty nIfty.
MICHEAL POV
MWAHAHAHAHA if you're wondering why I'm cackling in my head it's because I just got the most evil idea ever. Usually I tell Jeremy really sappy shit in Tagalog so he probably won't know better so if I say kili kili my baho (my armpits stink) then he might say it back..... MWAHAHAHAHA time to begin my plan! "Hey Jere-bear" "yes micha" "kili kili my baho" I'm currently internally screeching "awwww kili kili my baho too" I can't help it, I must cackle aloud now "MWAHAHAHAHA" "MICHEAL WHAT THE FUCK" "kili kili my baho means my armpits stink" we ended the day with laughter
So it's pretty short so ima add BMC characters as things my friends have said
Micheal: sometimes I like to run around and through glitter at random people.
Christine: GLITTER
Micheal: you are gay now
Christine: no I'm not I'm thesbian, we are the lords of glitter and jazz hands so fight me
Micheal: I let them know I am their fairy GAY mother, I have just adopted you
Christine:you can't adopt me
Micheal: you will polish my shoes AND YOU WILL LIKE IT and they never question me
Ill be adding one at the end of each chapter
SEE YOU SOON (if I have the will power to write)
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同人小說This probably won't be updated for a while cause I hate my writing now and am embarrassed of it cause it's bad writing but I'm leaving this is just in case there's people that enjoy it cause I wouldn't wanna take that away from you :) I was bored, n...
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