Boyf riends Oneshots [discontinued until further notice]

Headcannons because i be slacking with writing

These are for Micheal because I have a ton of them for him because I tend to just give Micheal all my weird little quirks.

• he's probably allergic to mosquitoes considering one of his moms is and his bites are worse

• at any given time there will be at least four cups filled halfway with Luke-warm water because he brings down water to drink at night and then never remembers to bring them back up

• his moms hate that

• he has the worst handwriting to ever exist but claimed it got way better once he started swooping the bottom of his y's (it really didn't)

• he's a cat person.

• actually deadly afraid of dogs, but not all dogs only jumpy hyper ones

• he forgets to brush his teeth so before school at least one mom will always make him breath at her and show her his teeth

• his moms are named Mandy and April

• since Philipino is technically Asian once a kid tried to tell him a "Asian people when naming kids joke" so he fired back with "my mom's parents are completely Asian, her name is April, and her dad's name is Danny"

{ okay so for that last one about the Asian names thing, I actually did that once because my mom is half Philipino and her dad is entirely Philipino and April and Danny are their actual names }

• He only actually knows a few things in Tagalog because when his grandpa came to America from the Philippines he and his entire family where insistent on becoming completely American and he dropped the language too, so he only knows the
essentials:
like Mahal Kita (April learned that one from her mom) and Kili Kili my Baho (the one thing April got from her dad)

• he's actually run into his Grandpa's family in public and not even known it was them multiple times because they're so distant, he's never even seen his grandpa because he didn't come to the hospital when he was born.

• He slept with a nightlight until he was twelve (don't judge us)

• his mom and dad got a divorce when he was maybe six months old, so he doesn't remember his dad {unless however, I make a Oneshot where perhaps his dad stays longer cause a n g s t} (dad didn't want any custody to make things simpler for me to write)

• this
Boy
Can
W r i t e
I kid you not he's won awards and gotten a scary story he wrote published

• he can't do math. Well, he can, but he just hates it. He's in the honors math course and finds it fir the most part east but hates it and sometimes confuses multiplying for adding.

• he really likes talking to Jeremy because he never has to worry about what's coming out of his mouth or if he's putting too much story in or being too random and he's been told, and I quote "have you ever noticed how people's eyes glaze over when you talk to them" but (at least as far as Jeremy's told him) he enjoys the randomness and stuff like that

• his three favorite relatives are his mom Mandy's cousin

1) Hillary, Micheal used to have a little rocking horse named s'mores but Hillary always called him pickles. Also Hillary is a lesbian and so they be gay together

2) His Aunt Missy (on Mandy's side)
He has very fond memories of cooking with her and her loving him and letting him just randomly sleep over when he was five. Now he doesn't really know if she even loves him anymore but she's still his favorite

3) His aunt Tiffy (on April's side)
He can't say that much about her cause he's only seen her in person a few times but he just overall loves her, she's basically another version of him. She lives in New Mexico with Grandma Wendy and Uncle Eric though sooo.

• he has an insanely sensitive stomach so he has to bring Dramamine almost everywhere

• he has a wall in his room entirely covered just with pictures of memories and such (he had to slightly re arrange it to cover the blank spots left from burning some during the Squip)

• he really enjoys baking, and probably fourth percent of his Brains storage space ya filled with Pinterest recipes

• he's just really warm all the time, as I'm warmth radieates off his skin, except for his ears. Those things are f r i g i d

• he has an odd amount of enjoyment for those "paint your own pottery" places like busy bees

• Has an odd fixation with when 2s and ks are extremely pretty

• went to New Mexico once to dis it the family out there and wanted only one souvenir: A sombrero. He came back to New Jersey extremely happy with his new head ware.

• he's a stress baker and and Jeremy's a stress cleaner and sometimes it switches between them, once people walked in on an extremely clean house except fir the kitchen which was filled entirely with baked goods. They all knew shit was probably about to go down

Those are my head cannons, hopefully there'll be a chapter soon!

Sincerely,
Me