[inside of the Fuhrer's Office]
Roy: How about a cup of coffee?
Roy: Ah... But you're still underage, so juice will be better.
Ed: Don't bother.
Ed: About that...
Roy: Don't go so fast. It's about time I introduce you to a certain person.
Ed: ?
[someone knocks on the door]
???: Fuhrer, sir.
Roy: Come in.
[Havoc enters the office]
Havoc: Excuse me. Here's the information you requested.
Ed: !
Roy: This is the commander of the special forces at the laboratory: Lieutenant Jean Havoc.
Roy: Lieutenant, this boy is Edward Elric. He has a good knowledge about chimeras, so I asked him to assist us in this incident's investigation.
Ed: Hello.
Ed: (Huh, Lieutenant Havoc...)
Ed: (...No promotion for you, Lieutenant?)
Havoc: Nice to meet you.
Havoc: But... So... Well, he seems really young and promising.
Ed: (...Just say it straight out. So I can explode...)
Roy: Don't pay attention to his pathetic height. Sometimes, he can't be seen in the crowd.
Roy: But he's really powerful in battle.
[Ed gets in his red angry chibi form... you did expect that, didn't you?]
Ed: &*#!>%#&!!! (Aaaaah, really, this is even more irritating!)
Roy: Ha ha...
[Ed turns back to normal]
Havoc: Oh yes, Fuhrer, this is the report you mentioned last time.
Roy: ....
Ed: ?
Roy: Good work, Lieutenant. You must return now to the laboratory post.
Havoc: Yes, sir!
[Havoc leaves the office]
Roy: ....
Roy: This is more troublesome than what I imagined.
Ed: What's wrong?
Roy: Edward, do you have time to go out with me?
Ed: Eh?
Roy: This place isn't suitable for certain things...
Roy: Let's go somewhere else. I'll take you to a nice place.
Ed: What...
[Roy puts his hand on Eds shoulder and smirks]
Ed: Hey! Don't put your hand on my shoulder!
[they leave the office together]
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