~ That One Feeling ~ Nightmare X Killer [[ NightKiller ]] (Currently On Hiatus)

Author decides to be like Brandon Rogers- [[Shitpost]]

Kawaii : I am going to give y'all tips on how to have a mental breakdown !!!

Step 1... Lock yourself in your room.

Step 2... Lay down on the bed in a fetal position and bug your knees to your chest tight.

Step 3... Start crying.

Step 4... Start a P U R G E and release your anger, sadness, aggression, and stress on those people who have hurt you and made you feel bad-

Step 5... Go back to crying in your bed-

Now here's some tips to cure your mental breakdown !

Step 1... Stop crying.

Step 2... Re-think all of your life choices and question your entire existence.

Step 3... If you're mad at someone or something, throw them/it across your room or slam them on the glass table-

Step 4... "Are you okay ?"

Step 5... D O I T A L L A G A I N-

*B E E P*

Kawaii : I was thinking of making Killer get pregnant in the next two chapters-

Killer : *COUGH* ExCuSe Me-?!

Kawaii : I jUsT wAnTeD tO tAkE mY mInD oFf Of MuFfEtMaRe oKaY ?!?!

*B E E P*

Kawaii : *having a mental breakdown because of Pinterest*

Poison (Poisoned_cakes) : What happ- *looks at phone* O H-

....

L E T T H E P U R G E B E G I N-

Liz (ImMadeFromInk) : *stabs Muffet*

It (None_asin_no-one) : *cuts off her arms*

Hollie (holliewest12) : *burns Muffet*

Ashley (itzAshleyPlAyZ) : *drags the body down a pit of fire*

Literally everyone who hates Muffetmare : *throws gallons of gasoline and starts burning the body and ashes*

Everyone after that : *smiling innocently*

Kawaii : Thank you my precious people-

*B E E P*

Kawaii : I E A T D I R T N O W-

*B E E P*

Kawaii : I think I lost something...

Liz : Wut is it ??? :0

Kawaii : ... My dignity, innocence, will to question everything in life, and will to live on...

Liz : . . . . . .

*B E E P*

- When watching NightKill "TEETH" GLMV -

Kawaii : That black and white oreo over there *points at Cross* is R E T A R D E D-

*B E E P*

Favourite Person : I have no idea why I ship Mufftemare and NightKill at the same time...

Kawaii : Better get a therapist then and pray that I don't kill you in your sleep-

. . . .

Kawaii : Oh wait, I am the Therapist-

*B E E P*

Markiplier in video : And Jengus Christler said "NO MASTURBATARTO !!!"

Kawaii : Is this what a drunk Swedish-Christian sounds like when you ask him about Jesus ?

*B E E P*

Shawn Mendes in MV : And now that I'm without your kisses-

Kawaii : I'll Be WaShInG dIsHeS-

*B E E P*

Classmate : You do Tik Tok ?

Kawaii : No.

Classmate : Affordable Home ?

Kawaii : WhAt-

Classmate : You watch River-dal-e ?

Kawaii : Are you speaking gibberish ?

Classmate : :'V

*B E E P*

Kawaii : Fi

Liz : Fi

Kawaii : Fa

Liz & Hollie : Fa

Kawaii : Fi Fa Fo

Liz, Hollie, & Kyenny : Fi Fa Fo

Kawaii : Salvesta

Liz, Hollie, Kyenny, & Ashley : SALVESTA !

Kawaii : Comalata, comalata, comala, Salvesta ~

Liz, Hollie, Kyenny, Ashley, & Eiji: Comalata, comalata, comala, Salvesta ~

Kawaii : Oh, no no no no, Salvesta ~

Liz, Hollie, Kyenny, Ashley, Eiji, & Poison : Oh, no, no, no, no Salvesta ~

*B E E P*

Friend : You said you don't do Tik Tok-

Kawaii : *dancing Cannibal*  I don't.

*B E E P*

Friend : Do you know CPAU ???

High Kawaii : What the F is that ? Coronavirus Party At Uranus ???

Friend : . . . . Mayday, mayday, we have a drunk alien in the house-

*B E E P*

Kawaii : *plays Adorable Home*

Cat : *hisses*

Game : "You Failed !"

Kawaii : F@#$%&* FELINE-

....

*realizes she's half human and half cat*

Sorry for this- ;-;